poot

My dog ate bacon so he pooted a lot this morning.

poot by Stacy March 17, 2004

1) a light and airy fart
2) a co-worker named Michelle

Have you smelled Shelly's poot?

poot by Cindy November 3, 2003

foriegner for 'put'

foriegner not as in sitting on your hand
until it goes numb
and then to procede to wring your rag.

i poot on your belly. okay?

poot by featurelessface August 29, 2008

Poot

a particular squeaky type of fart often resulting in a mild smell.

that fart was a poot!

Poot by Jesus July 24, 2003

Just like shart a poot, is a when you fart, and shit comes out along with it, except in the poop, toot, form.

The look the teacher gave Johnny made him poot.

The act of pooing and booting at the same time.

Fred: What happened to you last night?
Dick: Oh man, I ended up pooting from that Chinese food we ate.

poot by JSpoot January 14, 2008

The noise half cats (a cat with no head half, just a butt, hind legs, and tail) make when blowing their whistles with the only hole they have.

"Lim, will you stop pooting?! I need some thinking time."

"Pooootttt poot poooooooooooooooooooot poot!"

"I mean it Lim."