poonis lagoonis

The ultimate poonis. A person who tries to ruin EVERYONE'S fun.

"Get off my case, Poonis Lagoonis"

by kingsexy February 3, 2003

Pooning

Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a
supplement for viagra.

Lora let's me do the pooning.

by Heyhohe January 25, 2022

phonicate

1. (n.) Commiting illicit, immoral, or outrageous sexual acts via the telephone.

1. Son, did you phonicate with this woman?

by HotCrab January 18, 2004

pooncloud

A beings behavior influence/modification through the possibility/actuality of having sex with womens. Yes womens.

Damn, I haven't heard from Adam in a while. He must be under a pooncloud.

by Its Me Its Mario. October 8, 2008

Poonscout

Someone who does recon on a club, party, bar, etc. looking for attractive females for him and his buddies.

We sent the poonscout into the party to check it out.

by mrhapnaper October 7, 2009

poomicule

Small particles of feces which fountain into the air above toilet bowl immediately after a flush. These poomicules drift around the bathroom and settle on other surfaces. Compare farticle

Put the lid down when you flush, I don't want poomicules on my toothbrush!

by darkense September 17, 2010

Phonicide

When a phone is tired of living as a phone or being owned by a human who it does not like, it kills itself, ala, breaking its own battery or making its human drop it.

One of the many reasons why phones do not last very long.

Tom: Dude, my phone just died on me. I only had it for a few months.

Martin: Did you check the battery?

Tom: Yes, it leaked out and fried the circuits.

Martin: It must have committed phonicide...it must have hated you...

by Oltavulpes October 29, 2014