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Poops is this kid I went to high school with who pooped his pants in 6th grade and ever since then everyone calls him poops.
Hey poops why'd you poop yourself?
by Don Smelhorn April 2, 2003
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Poopsicle

A poop that literally freezes half way out the hole, so you have to use either your hands to pull it out, or even use an ice pick to break the ice stuck in your ass.
You know it's time to turn on the heat when you get a poopsicle.
by Tom Cruise's Straight Jacket September 6, 2010
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poopscaroons

Making a doody so satisfying that your It winds around the toilet bowl. Then you need to take a nap afterwards
Uncle Steve hurries home after work to make a satisfying poopscaroons. Then passes out on the bathroom floor from exhaustion passing that bowel winding masterpiece.

That’s some good ole dropping brown experience you made Grandmom.
by Junkerbooty December 3, 2021
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Prison Poops

The art of defecating while locked away in prison.
The two worst things about prison are Prison poops, and dick-hole butt-shims.
by Dontusemyrealname December 2, 2010
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poopsicle

A frozen piece of poop, stuck in a stick and then eaten for pleasure!
Man, do you know what your eating?
No, what?
Your eating a poopsicle!
by Saugy January 27, 2005
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Poops McGee

A euphemism used by Tenacious D to refer to something that's shitty. Can be heard in the episode "Angel in Disguise".
Jack Black: Kyle took a bullet for me, now I gotta rock the three.
Kyle Gass: (as a ghost) I took a bullet for JB, now I'm in heaven and I can see.
JB: Your decision to rescue me...
KG: Was definately Poops McGee.
JB: No way, no KG I disagree.
KG: Why?
JB: Your decision to rescue me...
KG: Yeah
JB: Was the decision to set you free...
KG: (Walks onto stage) Was definately Poops McGee.
JB: Wait this is fuckin with my head. I totally thought he was dead.
KG: Just remember what you said. The medallion's made of bulletproof lead.
In harmony:
KG: I took a bullet for JB.
JB: Kyle took a bullet for me.
KG: Now I'm in Heaven and I can see.
JB: Now I got to rock for three.
KG: No no no no.
JB: KG and me.
Both: Don't forget about Tenacious D.
by MtFujiInMyPants November 6, 2008
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Poopsexual

A person whos love for feces is so strong that they are sexually attracted to all those who regularly indulge in consumption and interaction with feces.
Yo did you see that sexy-ass dung beetle bro? Think she'd be into me as a fellow poopsexual?

My parents disowned me when they found out I was poopsexual.
by Le Troll God, Master of Kek November 19, 2019
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