Penis Poncho 

A condom in which is far to large for the individuals penis, and is loose like a poncho

The small asain man put on a magnum, he was sporting a huge penis poncho

Penis Poncho by Brian H and Danny S August 27, 2009

Rain poncho and sunglasses 

The next hip look

"Ooh, rain poncho and sunglasses."

Rain poncho and sunglasses by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

pecker poncho 

An elastic condom so gnarly, only persons named Steve can use them.

Steve 1: One time, I heard a guy named Earl tried to use a pecker poncho! lmao!

Steve 2: I know! I was the one who took him to the hospital!

*Fist bump*

pecker poncho by YOURSTRULY August 16, 2012

Scrotum Poncho 

When a large mexican man (preferably in the 300 - 400lbs range) lays his scrotum on a womans face.

"Hey Im looking for a poncho"
"I know what you really need, A Scrotum Poncho"

Scrotum Poncho by JackMofoToporek October 17, 2011

Italian Poncho 

Long neck hair that covers the shoulders.

"Is that a dolphin covered in kelp?"
"No, it's just an Italian Poncho."
"Or is it shoshana?"

Italian Poncho by jvsmb April 10, 2012

turkish poncho 

When you bust a fat nut on your chest and use a shirt to wipe it up and accidentally wear said shirt the next day.

Fred: “Whoa, Carl, looks like you’ve got a Turkish Poncho”
Carl: (Blushing, embarrassed) “It’s icing I swear”

turkish poncho by Inka Diplo January 23, 2018

pussy poncho 

A whole load of pussy.

I am so gangsta I wear a pussy poncho.

pussy poncho by drdoctor October 30, 2013