poncho-man 

A person who never does what they say they will do and always has a crazy excuse.

I didn't make it to the pub because my dog pissed in my kitchen and caused a toxic reaction with the lino and I had to get the fire brigade in to rescue the dog from the tree where the resulting explosion had blown it. Its really what happened I'm not really poncho-man.

poncho-man by poncho-man January 2, 2009

pinchoman 

a legend.
He travels the lands of dade county preparing awesome food from 10-4am.
everyone should travel just to eat his food.
you should. its what jesus would do.

jesus: you guys should try this shit, its OFF DA CHAIN- jesus favorite choice.

this food is soo good, it must be the work of pinchoman.

pinchoman by pinchofan March 10, 2009

ponchomania

Ponchomania is a phenomona sweeping the country, the world, well infact it is sweeping the enitre universe. This involves people, only the coolest of the cool, wearing beautiful ponchos so that they can look like giant walking triangles, it is a well known fact triangles are the universes favourite shape! Ponchomania is simply a way to express this fantastical trend that makes even the greatest person look like an idiot.

Pochomania, coming soon to a town near you.

ponchomania by anon December 20, 2004

Ponchovangelist 

Picture your neighbourhood hobo who proclaims that the apocalypse is upon us at the roadside. Now when they choose to use a annotated poncho to make their proclamations, they are referred to as ponchovangelists.

Oh did you see the crazy ponchovangelist on Queens street? I managed to avoid her but she still stared me out and growled.

Ponchovangelist by ponchovangelist December 14, 2018

ponchomania

crap obession all over the country. holey scraps are fabric are given a big hole in the middle and sold at around £20 in lovely, quality stores like new look and other trendy highstreet stores *cough*. it seems that a trend among poncho-wearers is to buy them in bulk, so you have a different colour (or smae colour, you choice) everyday, OR buy one for the whole family! You see 3 generations of poncho-wearers walking around asda in matching ponchos.

S: why,mary-ellis, that is a rather dashing poncho one seems to be wearing.
M-E: why thank you sandra! one purchased it from new look. does one favour the 'ripped' affect of the holes in one's poncho?
s: indeed
passing stranger (me): *grabs poncho and shoves hands in a hole and tears in half, laughs evilly and walks away*
M-E: good gracious. lets get one from the market instead.
S: indeed again

ponchomania by Chicken pops January 11, 2005