Facebook Poaching

The act of joining a group or adding a friend that you otherwise would not have done after looking at someone elses page.

Dude, I just saw that Bob just joined the "not being stabbed in the face" group on facebook. That's funny, I am so facebook poaching that!

by the Catalina wine mixer June 16, 2009

joke poach

when you tell your friend something funny and they then tell it to every one else to make them seem funny

tom hansen joke poaches all the time

by itslunchtime687 July 23, 2009

poached eggs

Blowing your load into a belly button, then pissing on it.

Yeah, I heard Mike went to carnival last night and picked up a girl. I think he even said that he gave her poached eggs. He's quite the character.

by chief chuckabubba May 15, 2006

Poached Eggs

Ejaculatory remnants floating in a hot tub that have coagulated and foamed in the bubbles

"We need to clean this hot tub. Look at all those poached eggs" or "No sweetheart, I'm not going to kiss you after you just ate all those poached eggs"

by Monroe July 7, 2003

panda poaching

Pursuing a person below you, used mostly in the context of debate teams, where varsity members try to hook up with novices.

That senior may have won two tournaments, but his panda poaching made three girls quit the team.

by brunoyouknow May 4, 2010

Friend poach

The art of stealing ones friends to chat it up with them.
(e.g. taking a friends hottie and trying to make said hottie your own friend ;-)

Hey Stephen I noticed a hot red head on your myspace. It's time to friend poach and make her mine too. hehehe

by John McStephenson May 7, 2008

Poaching the Rhino

To whack ones self. To bust one out, to sexually satisify ones self.

While at home, jack's Dad walked in on him Poaching the Rhino. Embarrassed he said to his father "what you never did it?"

by Meoff first name Jack June 1, 2009