Dick Picking

When the strings of a electric or acoustic guitar or any stringed instrument are picked with the penis

"Hey Johnny! Can you do a dick picking cover of Fire by Jimi Hendrix?"

by BaddaBinngBaddaBoom June 24, 2017

Chicken Picking

Poking and picking around on the floor and around where one was sitting and loading the pipe for any dropped crumbs of crack once the main rock has been smoked.

Its all gone mate, now you're just chicken picking!

by ShadyJay August 3, 2017

Piking

Promising to turn up at an event, but deciding not to at the last minute.

"Hey man, is John coming?"
"Nah, hes piking, the dirty rotten piker"

by Rick C February 11, 2006

cherry picking

1. Hang around the goal waiting for a pass. Someone who doesn't play defense.
2 Choosing to do the easiest task out of a group of tasks when given the chance.

1. That lazy bastard is cherry picking again, he never comes back to play defense.
2. That cherry picker took the easiest way out again.

by longhorn January 12, 2005

Pining

Pining is a unbearable lust for a unreachable loved one. Symptoms included frequent crying or more precisely whining!Denial has also been noticed in patients recently!

Neil sat in his armchair, his arms flung by his side and eyes gazed towards the picture of his beloved ali. He had been pining since she kissed his ex-best friend collie. As his emotional tears plummet past his quivering lips and into his unshaved stuble. hopeless and alone he ponders about the "better days", the nightime walks, the aquarium and the hand in hand ice-skating. his cooler friends enter the room and begin to call him various names like "fag" and bumbder, this sends him into a deeper state of depression.

by Joe Mackenzie July 1, 2008

Dick Picking

The act of sending a dick picture to a female who hardly knows you

"Omg Karen this random guy just sent me a picture of his dick!"
"Omg Susan you are now a victim of dick picking, I'm so sorry you had to see something so tragic and small."

by Kimbo36 May 4, 2018

Nose picking

Masturbation of the nose.

You can pick it for hours just to get out some very tough and stuck snots. Once it comes out you feel euphoric and very relieved.

I was doing some nose picking my nose very hard the other day that I got out tons of boogers, felt so damn good.

by nosepickin' October 30, 2011