PILF

noun-Prince I'd Like to Fuck. A male member of any royal family (excluding the King) that you would like to have sex with.

Prince Harry is such a PILF. Fuck Kate is one lucky pleb!

by VonHaig April 30, 2011

PILF

Potato I'd Like to Fuck

Similar to MILF

OMG, Dylan is such a PILF, I wanna bake him and stuff him with cheese and bacon.

by PotatoBoy November 14, 2013

pilf

pensioner id like to fuck pretty sick i know

my mates a pilf he goes round shagging grannies

by me1212 June 25, 2005

PILF

PILF stands for Pizza I'd Like To Fuck.

You may use it if you keep using the expression "MILF"

- I'm hungry I want to eat a PILF
- What's a PILF ?
- A Pizza I'd Like To Fuck!
- LMAO !

by victoriahhhh November 14, 2010

pilf

a gross mutton-head

Adam Clifton is a pilf

by kajennifer August 06, 2004

V-PILF

Acronym for 'Vice President I'd Like to Fuck'. In reference to the Republican Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin.

Damn that Sarah Palin is HOT! She's a V-PILF!!

by Joe Fink September 05, 2008

ti esrever dna ti pilf, nwod gniht ym tup I

"I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it" sung backwards in the song Work It of Missy Elliott.

Is it worth it, let me work it
I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it
Ti esrever dna ti pilf, nwod gniht ym tup I

by Fangsta December 14, 2003