phonsie

you Would never find another person like phonsie he is the best most handsome person in the whole wide world and a sucker for the ladies. if you ever find a phonsie never let him go because he won’t let you go. if you have a brother name phonsie he would be the loving most caring person in the whole wide world

isn’t phonsie fit

i know he is so hot

by nummulite May 5, 2018

Phosphophyllite

A naive gem from earth that has went through suffering for thousands of years; losing different parts of their bodies during these times. First their legs and arms, then their head and then their eye(Phos -> Emo Phos -> Laphos -> Laphos short haired moon edition -> Crazy maniac Laphos -> Onion). In the end this poor baby turned into a shell of themselves that looks like sour cream and onion rings for some reason. Finally suffering ended for our poor baby.

Person 1: Man I feel bad for phosphophyllite...

Person 2: Same, and if Haruko Ichikawa continues their manga delay then I'm gonna shoot her for sure

Person 1: I know right? Take me with you!

by Hemimorphite August 24, 2023

Dr Phoprah

A very ugly hybrid of the Dr. Phil species and the Oprah species. The cause of this is unknown till this day.

Wow, don't be a Dr Phoprah.

by Hobs23 May 29, 2013

Fatty poops

Fatty poops is a word to describe someone who is fat or you can use it in a sense that a fat person smells like poop making them a fatty poops

"dude you smell that?"
"Yeah bro I bet it was that fatty poops that walked by"

by Tinytim75 March 28, 2020

angel poops

Upon the conclusion of the bowl movement, one reaches to remove the inevitable poop material, only to find the toilet paper, as if by divine intervention, is pure white or nearly white.

"Angel poops save time and paper"

by Andrew Bush December 27, 2005

baby jesus poops

When you have to poop so bad that you feel that you are about to give birth to an immaculate conception. The poops often resemble pop corn shrimp, or little baby jesus' swaddled in little blankets.

After I ate all of that food I had a case of the baby jesus poops!

by BEJ0124 May 5, 2011

Phoser

A phone poser. Someone who pretends they are using their phone to avoid a situation.

Guy 1: I ran into that girl the other day.
Guy 2: Did you talk to her?
Guy 1: No, I pretended like I was talking on my phone.
Guy 2: You're such a phoser.

by ManKitten November 6, 2010