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you Would never find another person like phonsie he is the best most handsome person in the whole wide world and a sucker for the ladies. if you ever find a phonsie never let him go because he won’t let you go. if you have a brother name phonsie he would be the loving most caring person in the whole wide world
isn’t phonsie fit

i know he is so hot
phonsie by nummulite May 5, 2018
Words you can keep
Phone addicted beyond human interraction
Don't bother talking to that twat, he's a phonbie...

cell-phonie 

Basically a person that you see walking down the street that feels the need carry on a fake conversation on their cell phone due to the fact that they are by themselves and want people to think that they are on some important mission or need to be somewhere.
Me and Rebecca were heading to the bar last week and saw Jessica walking down the street by herself, talking on her cell phone. What a cell-phonie she is.
cell-phonie by stuart williams June 11, 2007
Homies Who Have Sold You Out
no longer trust my homies,
them phonies tried to do me

Death Around The Corner
2PAC
phonies by RichardG June 23, 2005
Someone glued to their phone.
We tried to get her to get into our weekend out of town but she was being a phonie.
Phonie by Elios26400 June 1, 2016

phonsin' 

Anxiety from forgetting or losing your cell phone.
"I left my cell phone at home this morning and I'm phonsin' hardcore!"
phonsin' by Cosado11 October 21, 2012
A friend that comes over to visit but doesn't. He

Comes over to play on his phone and not socialize

Just plays on the phone and looks up every now and then so they are a bunch of (phonies)
My friends came over to visit the other day but didn't they just took her phone out log online and played on it. (so I called them Phonies)
Phonies by Twisted eyed dawg August 26, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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