perimiturd

perimiturd: (noun) :: c. 2022, New Knowltonese A dog turd lying beneath any structure, especially one with a continuous physical border (a perimeter). E.g., a building, fence, fire hydrant, park bench, etc.

Shitstix! Samus tugged her leash, threw me off balance, and I fell back against a telephone pole and landed in a perimiturd.

by Waarlowe March 24, 2022

perfume ptsd

A perfume that you’ve used so much and are so tired of that you want to gag each time you smell it.

A thousand wishes gives me such perfume ptsd 🤮

by Braids Chedid that June 16, 2023

Boy Perimeter

an invisible force, like a magnetic field, that repels romantic interests from coming within six inches of you

"She's never been kissed, maybe it's the boy perimeter?"

by sarahsaidit March 4, 2015

stripper-perfume

Trying way too hard to be noticed, to the point of being obvious, obnoxious, and uninteresting.

-Did you see his new lambo?

-Yea it's hard to miss. Everyone knows he's rich. Reeks of stripper-perfume if you ask me.

-Her new job must pay an awful lot. Did you see all of her new jewelry?
- I can still smell the stripper-perfume!

Wilson described Kushner as “a man who needs a billion dollars fast, and is willing to cast shame on the winds to get there...The stench of his venality and desperation hangs around him like stripper perfume, cloying and obvious,” the GOP strategist wrote. (RICK WILSON 02.27.18 )

by MrMeanwhile February 28, 2018

Scottish perfume

Slang for vomit

-What's the smell?
-It's Scottish perfume. Peter overdid with the booze yesterday.

by keksexual July 15, 2018

Texan Perimeter

When you have sex with a girl in a perimeter of ten gallon hats.

"Yeah dude I fucked Jolene in a Texan Perimeter."
"Yeehaw partner!"

by RowdyCoyote April 30, 2020

Sex Perfume

A strong cologne used by band geeks in the low brass section

Man, I smell bad, can you spray me with some sex perfume?

by debsterliscious January 17, 2009