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Pergus Pedward "Pimmy" Pell

Pergus Pedward Pimmy Pell a young baller that was brought up through the La Masia academy where he learnt from his idol PESSI how to pay the referee and earn a bunch of penalties. Pergus is often well-known for his rounded 5 Gnome D'ors which he recieved for scoring over 100+ penalties in a season. He's worth over 10 million gum nuts, he played at Inter Miama, Barcelona and PSG and also short 1 season loan at Penalty United where he captianed the club to win the gardens league after winning every knockout game on penalties. He took every single penalty! Penalty United Ultra Shiv Patel reported a number of hauntings from Pergus. He called him 'the ghost of Glenunga'. He is constantly sniffing out a free penalty coupon. When our reporters confronted Pergus about his penalties he screamed "Qué mirás bobo" Pergus is often seen crying in the school bathrooms saying "Please give me just one penalty, I'm very short I need it!" The tale of Pergus is certainly a mystery and we are doing our best to find out more about the legend himself but for now be careful because Pergus Pedward "Pimmy" Pell could be anywhere and is always trying to find his next penalty. Stay safe. Take your penalties quickly, before he makes you his next victim.
" I saw Pergus Pedward "Pimmy" Pell scored over 1000 penalties in the gardens league cup."
by Pergus Pell October 18, 2023
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