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Pergs

Shortened slang term for Asperger's Syndrome. Implies that someone is severely socially awkward. A person with this condition may also be called a "Pergburger."
Man, you've got a bad case of the pergs.
by cgd162 September 11, 2011
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perishable food

FOOD THAT YOU SHOULD NOT BRING TO THE AVE. The likelihood that this food goes bad is 100%. An avetard will completely forget about this food in the pantry and let it go bad. When it goes bad, an avetard still won't give a shit, and will most likely eat it anyways no matter how old it is and how bad it smells. Most of the food at the Ave also most likely ends up being covered in mold.
Yea, Ian ate those beans that were just sitting on the counter for 3 weeks that smelled like shit even though I told him they were an example of a perishable food, he said they tasted good.
by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019
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Perish the Thot.

An otherwise twist on the original definition for an unwelcomed thought combined with the definition of a promiscuous female.
You think I'd ever hook up with that ho? Perish the Thot.
by lazyassbum May 1, 2020
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Rusty Periscope

The act of sitting on a girls face, with your balls resting on her eyes as if shes peering through the lens of a periscope, while she simultaneously jerks you off.
Jen is on her period this week, so I hopped on for a Rusty Periscope.
by Johnny Chimpo221 March 14, 2011
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pergentina

The Brazilian definition of flop, someone who fails too often.
"This girl is a pergentina"
"My life is a pergentina"
"The pergentina days are over"
by Mr Fuller April 14, 2014
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pergurt

When you go skydiving with a pocket full of noodles.
Q: Do you think bowtie pasta or angel hair pasta will work better for a pergurt?

Murr: The angel hair for sure
by Horizon in the Steel City October 28, 2013
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periscope fart

When you press your butt against a hard, flat-surfaced chair and fart, but there is no place for the gas to escape except up the crack of your ass. and out at the top.
Dude, I laid the biggest periscope fart in detention. I press my butt cheeks against the hard chair and farted and the gas came bubbling up the crack of my ass and peeked out at the top!
by Stagmen June 20, 2017
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