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Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen

Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen is a groovy song that you can find on YouTube. It's short and a bit funny since the guy in the video dances along to the music. (You should watch it if into weird stuff like that...)

Lyrics: Intro
P-P-A-P

*Groovy Music*

Verse 1
I have a pen, I have an apple
Uh! Apple-Pen!

Verse 2
I have a pen, I have pineapple
Uh! Pineapple-Pen!

Verse 3
Apple-Pen, Pineapple-Pen
Uh! Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen

*Groovy Music*
End Of Song
Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen!
Apple-Pen, Pineapple-Pen uh Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen!
Related Words

pen stealing 

Scriptoclepto: a person who steals any writing utensil, such as pens/pencils/markers, from people, offices, restaurants etc. without remorse.
"You left Samantha alone in your office?! She's a scriptoclepto! Unless you lockdown your pen, don't expect your favorite one to be there."

"Pen stealing should be a crime; thank God it's not or I'd be in jail forever."
pen stealing by Ben & Silence September 12, 2013

Pen Griffey 

Pen Griffey is one of Bryson Tiller's aliases. It's a play off Ken Griffey Jr., the retired MLB star.
Bryson Tiller: Girl I'm Pen Griffey Too

Bryson Tiller Ken Griffey Jr. Let Em Know 502 The Come Up Trap Soul Aliases Pseudonym Alter Ego Lyric
Pen Griffey by ThePrincesssssss January 3, 2016

pen slut 

Someone who has an obsession with fancy writing implements and typically uses a different strange pen every day, or even every hour.
You can spot a pen slut easily if his/her desk contains at least a dozen Pilot Precisions, PhD retractables, Signo Gelsticks, or swank souvenir pens. If you ask the pen slut to borrow one, he/she will probably fish around for a Bic ballpoint rather than let you waste the precious ink of, say, his/her teal Y&C Gel Xtreme 0.7
I am a pen slut; on my desk at work, I have five pencil cups containing 84 pens. My favorites are the Marvy Gel Excels and the San Fran one with the moving cable car in the barrel. No, you CANNOT borrow it.
pen slut by creaternity May 1, 2006

Pen Pineapple Apple Pen 

A groovy song about pens, pineapples, and apples.
Referred to as "Gangnam Style #2"
Person 1: Apple pen. . .

Person 2: Pineapple pen. . .
Together: EUGH, PEN PINEAPPLE APPLE PEN!
*Groovy Music*

Pen Cap Chew

Pen Cap Chew was a song written by Kurt Cobain, in 1987, and recorded on January 23, 1988 ( At Reciprocal Studios {prod by Jack Endino}). The song was only partially recorded due to the fact it had the unfortunate luck of being the last song tracked during the session. Despite this, the song is considered by some fans to be still an excellent song and on par with releases in Bleach, the reason it cold not be added being the aforementioned recording issues.

Official lyrics:
oh lesser God, oh loathe me.

oh lesser God, oh loathe me.

oh lesser God, oh loathe me.

oh lesser God, oh oh.

You get, you get, you get, you get to me,

Holy is the time it's such an easy way to go.

You get, you get, you get, you get to be,

Hide the struggle in the skin under a fingernail.

oh lesser God, oh loathe me, oh lesser God, oh lonely.

oh lesser God, oh loathe me, oh lesser God, YOU'RE LONELY.

Waste your time by saving worthless gullibles,

Kill a politician and then wear his clothes.

This decade is the age of re-hashing,

Protest and then go to jail for tresspassing.

To me it's home... go... home... go...

From Kurt Cobain's Journals, the missing verse can be found which was cut from the recording, and presumably it would have been part of the recording had the band had enough of the reel left.

Can you see the reason for my entropy?

Is there something wrong without society?

Has your concience got to you for building?
Is that you noticing you eat your pens?

Go... home... (x4)
Pen Cap Chew is a Nirvana song.
Pen Cap Chew by annorexorcist July 19, 2019