peeze

The act of sneezing and peeing at the same time; generally resulting from a current or previous pregnancy.

Oh dear, I just peezed.

by TChurp December 14, 2010

Pezzed

'Pezzed' (Verb past tense) - such severe anal phinger phun that said recipient's head flings back in the fashion of a Pez dispenser as the tips of the index and forefinger emerge with vigour

Ainsley Harriet grinned as he pezzed yet another unsuspecting victim, his head flinging back in the fashion of a Pez Dispenser

by pezdispense June 4, 2015

Peeled

getting punched so hard that your mouth gets cut and you start to bleed

"yo dude guess what"

"what"

"Justin just peeled Mr.Ashton"

by eddie murphy aka MR WALE!! January 4, 2010

Peeze

When one sneezes and pee's at the same time.

Most women peeze after having children.

by G-DC October 12, 2016

peeled watermelon

The sexual act in whence a woman fists a man's prostate rapidly until it swells to the size of a watermelon

Oh the peeled watermelon Sheryl gave me last night is really taking a toll on me

by The trumpanator October 1, 2017

Peeted

Nickname my Pa gave me.

"Me and Peeted went fishing today"
"Eating Wendy's with Peeted, I'll bring you a burger back"

by Imisswotlk May 19, 2018

Peeled carrot

When a dude sits too far back on the toilet and his turd scrapes along the toilet seat, peeling a layer off and onto the toilet seat

JP went for a shit, peeled the carrot and then sat back onto the peeled part on the toilet seat
Peeled carrot, a layer of shit scraped off on the edge of the toilet seat

by Kdub Billy June 2, 2018