ped boy

A faggot usually riding about on a shitty 2 stroke scooter thinking hes hard

Look at that ped boy there what a faggot

by Fjsnrjxxks March 17, 2016

go-ped

A go-ped is a slow piece of crap that rolls around at 1 mile and hour. Personally I rather have a unicycle

the gavin blaha mobile with .2 horsepower

by h May 12, 2004

ped ezekhiel

A sweet funny guy that you'll want to spend the rest of your life with, who also brings out your naughty side. He's adorable, cute, and amazing. Life has no meaning without him. If you ever find a ped and you fall in love, he will stay with you no matter how bad things get. His love makes you smile and he loves how much you love him. Once you get your ped, you'll never want to let him go. You'll be together forever. I know I'll be with my ped forever <3. He is the most fun person to be with. He's kinda of a joker, that's why you'll easily fall in love with him. Of course he can be handsome or cute sometimes beautiful, depends, but in my eyes he will always be beautiful inside and out. He'll do everything to make you happy, he'll pretend to be gay for me, like it's the cutest ever. He may be not talking much, but he's the most caring loving person ever. To his girlfriend i know his trying his best to make her feel that he's right there and make sure that he gives enough attention to his girlfriend, even though his busy. He should take of his self don't forget to take a rest. His smile causes butterflies to be born in a certain tummy. A guy like him has a good heart, and stands firm on what he knows to be true.
I love you.

I love you so much ped Ezekhiel

by Mahal gab <\\3 January 19, 2022

Cree-ped

Noun; a mixture of 'creep' and 'pedo', used to describe stalkers, people who you catch staring at you, and males with pedo-staches. Frequently confused with the the past tense verb, creeped.

Do you see that guy watching us look at clothes? He's such a cree-ped!

by bluelamp June 13, 2011

ped-head

They style of hair usually associated with a pedifile. For example, if you look at a kid in your class, you might say he has ped-head if he has a haircut like a well-known pervert from the 80's.

"Jesus Mel, look at Josh today."
"Yeah Michayla, he's got major ped-head."
"Mmmhm, its creepin me out a little bit."

by Michayla May 1, 2008

mo-ped

cool, sexy, and amazing. A mo-ped says cool words like tite. chill and fly. They pimp out there myspaces and have beautiful pictures. There the love of all there friends life.

hanner-"goshhh mo-ped bang me."
mo-ped-"anyday lover."

by hanner November 30, 2006

PED XING

to manage, work out, solve unpleasant and tiresome duties, such as raising money to live or walking to the store while stoned: cf. San Francisco street-crossing signs embedded in the gravel : PED XING
The opposite of hallucinating (to hallucinate: to have fun, feel free, be easy, be in tune with life, enjoy and understand, opposite of PED-X

I've been PED XING all week, I can't wait to skip town tomorrow and go see The Grateful Dead.

by MattGrillo September 17, 2008