Hey Buster, how did your old lady like the beer can christmas tree you made in your trailer? Bud, she was smiling "like a Whore in a cucumber patch" the minute she saw it.
by Clintoncousin November 26, 2007
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Often used with a harsh but sarcastic tone when someone complains about small, petty things.
Often used with a harsh but sarcastic tone when someone complains about small, petty things.
by cnutard December 20, 2008
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A patch of facial hair that covers the Adam's apple. Originally a derogatory term, the apple patch broadcasts a man's sex appeal (similar to a happy trail).
by Bawksigrill420 April 16, 2015
Get the Apple Patch mug.A small smear of excrement surreptitiously smeared on the back of one's girlfiend's neck before a girls' night out, in order to deter any would-be suitors.
The missus was going out on her work Christmas party the other night and that smarmy git from accounts was there, so I gave her a Chastity Patch when she asked me to fasten her necklace.
by 7Kev7 May 16, 2007
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Motti gave Yaron a prison eye-patch to show his love for him. Yaron loved it.
Motti gave Yaron a prison eye-patch to show his love for him. Yaron loved it.
by master of my domain. May 1, 2009
Get the prison eye-patch mug.n. one who is hot/desirable. from the word "chotch" which is slang for vagina. can also be used as pachotchy, pachotchiness.
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