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Like a Whore in a cucumber patch

Phrase to describe a person's excitement, joy, or pleasant suprise.
Hey Buster, how did your old lady like the beer can christmas tree you made in your trailer? Bud, she was smiling "like a Whore in a cucumber patch" the minute she saw it.
by Clintoncousin November 26, 2007
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Patch Off

To complain about anything at all.

Often used with a harsh but sarcastic tone when someone complains about small, petty things.
Guy 1:"Your room is a tip!"
Guy 2:"Are you having a patch off?!"
by cnutard December 20, 2008
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Apple Patch

A patch of facial hair that covers the Adam's apple. Originally a derogatory term, the apple patch broadcasts a man's sex appeal (similar to a happy trail).
Girl 1: Mmm did you see that guy?
Girl 2: Yeah, he has a damn fine apple patch.
by Bawksigrill420 April 16, 2015
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Chastity Patch

A small smear of excrement surreptitiously smeared on the back of one's girlfiend's neck before a girls' night out, in order to deter any would-be suitors.
The missus was going out on her work Christmas party the other night and that smarmy git from accounts was there, so I gave her a Chastity Patch when she asked me to fasten her necklace.
by 7Kev7 May 16, 2007
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prison eye-patch

It is the spreading of the scrotum over one's eye.
If you don't shut up, I'm going to give you a prison eye-patch.
Motti gave Yaron a prison eye-patch to show his love for him. Yaron loved it.
by master of my domain. May 1, 2009
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pachotch

n. one who is hot/desirable. from the word "chotch" which is slang for vagina. can also be used as pachotchy, pachotchiness.
"that girl is a hottie pachotch. i'd do 'er."
by Augusta Snogthrottle February 15, 2005
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two legs and a wet patch

After many long months with no sex you would settle for it. Man, animal, female etc.
It has been that long I would settle for anything with two legs and a wet patch
by The_Devon October 19, 2009
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