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Paper Bag

A paper bag is the opposite of "Lollipop". It is used to describe a girl or guy who has a hot body but an ugly/plain face. It's called paper bag because you metaphorically want to just a paper bag on the person's face.
Guy#1: Woah, this babe in front of us has an awesome figure!
Guy#2: Wish she'd turn around so we can see her face.
*girl turns around and her face turns out to be ugly*
Guy#1: Daaaaamn!
Guy#2: What a paper bag!
by Junebugg124 September 11, 2011
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Red Paper Bag

When the bitch your fucking is so ugly you can't even look her in the face, so you put a paper bag over her head. When you finish, you splooge all over the bag. Then proceed to punch and break her nose through the convenient hole you have cutout in the paper bag (she thinks its so she can breathe, you know its so you can punch her afterwards)...leaving you with a red paper bag

Bonus: Leave a cutout for her eyes so she can see your fist coming at her big ugly face.
David: So did ya fuck Dana last night?
Mike: Yeah man, that bitch was so ugly, I ended up having to give her a red paper bag!
by Mike and David November 10, 2008
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paperbaggable

adjective describing a person, particularly a female, who has a great body but the face is of questionable beauty. Not just a butterface, but a butterface with a hot body.

Cover the Face, fuck the base.
Dude 1: Hey, check out that fine ass!
fine ass turns around.
Dude 2: Where!? realizes the ugly face dude, shes got a nasty ass face.
Dude 1: ahh, but shes got a nice ass.
Dude 2: Ok, shes paperbaggable.

or,
Fergie.
by Pandapanda June 21, 2007
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Paperback

The act of recieving a test with a note that says "See Me After Class". You cannot deny what the teacher desires for you, so of course, you go. Your teacher then proceeds to underdress slowly. Eventually you and your teacher begin to have violent intercourses.

This usually ends in an expulsion for the teacher and student.
-Hey dude, did ya hear the news about Johnny?
-Naw bro, what happened?
-Mr.Jones told him to stay after class, and then gave him a paperback!
-DUDE! Is Johnny okay?
by YOBOIPER December 14, 2010
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Wet Paper Bag

Another term for having the explosive shits really bad. Just imagine if your carrying a paper bag full of stuff and the bottom gets wet and tears open and everything falls out. Synonym for explosive diarrhea. Acronym: WPB
Oh man I have a wet paper bag really bad, if you don't get me to the bathroom pronto, your car is going to get it.
by Sima June 30, 2005
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Paperbagging

Paperbagging is the act of covering the face of a sexual partner with a paper bag so as to not look at their unsightly fizzog during intercourse. This practice is commonly used by people who chose to date a butterface.
Did you hear? Tim was paperbagging Emma last night. He's the worst pediatrician ever.
by Ichis crowtum November 6, 2023
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paper bag bitch

A girl with a fat ass and good pussy but all fucked up in the face
"Aye you know that one girl Tracy"

"Yeah she got a fine body but she a paper bag bitch"
by Fuckggzziswhereitsat June 1, 2016
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