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short yardage package

A group of three or more women who weigh more than 250 pounds each. This a reference to American football where lighter offensive players are replaced by heavier ones to push the defense back to gain two or fewer yards. For example, two wide receivers and a slot back are replaced by a much heavier squad of two tight ends and a fullback.
"Did you see the short yardage package at the custard shop? Those three women could push the Raven's defense back six yards!"
"We better get to the all you can eat buffet before the Rushie and her two friends get there. That short yardage package will eat up everything"
by AlwayPutsTheSeatDown September 18, 2013
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packard bell

A PC company who entrap newbies with their pathetically outdated, yet extortionatly priced PCs.
Hah! You own a Packard Smell - you suck!
by Spoofnet October 30, 2003
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Pana

Pana it is a venezuelan word that means buddy, pal etc. it is short for panaderia witch means bakery.

After the world war 2 lots of italian, spanish, portoguese and some french moved to Venezuela. As a business lot of them opened french/portuguese type bakeries (panaderias) where people besides buying bread they could sit and have coffee, eat french pastries, etc. People would hang in the bakeries so, in the 1950's friends hanging around bakeries would say hi by saying, Que paso panaderia! (What's up buddy).

Later in the 1960's and 70's the new generation started cutting the word down to pana so instead of Que paso panaderia! They would say Que paso pana!

And then in the lates 70's and early 1980's thanks to the big soapopera venezuelan business witch exported so many crappy soapoperas to latin american countries words like pana, chamo, burda, malandro started being used by most of the latinamerican countries.
Que paso panaderia=Que paso pana= wot up man!
by Tein November 8, 2012
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Full Package

A male or female who has every possible characteristic a man or woman can ask for.
Kim Yu Na (김연아) has the Full Package; she has good looks, sings very well, and also a Gold Medalist in figure skating in the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver, Canada
by Yunah Lover March 2, 2010
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foreign package

Alcohol, of any kind,consumed in private and in advance of appearing at the party destination
Even before he fell off the balcony it was clear to all he had arrived at the party with a "foreign package"
by sheila in the car October 9, 2008
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ethnic package

When someone adds chrome and/or tint and either raises or drops the vehicle depending on the ethnicity and/or location.
Hey bra ! you got the ethnic package for your truck.
by Koukalaka May 21, 2008
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Hewlett Packard

Hewlett Packard, abbreviated HP, is a corporation dedicated to manufacturing top-of-the-line malfunctioning, Cambodian sweatshop assembled, eAIDS infested plastic and metal scraps or "personal computers" run on Mongolian prostitutes' tit milk. HP laptops are as reliable, trustworthy, and totally clean of any "surprises" as much as a Hoe's Pussy. HP laptops are like used Afghani goat condoms repacked and assured of their technological innovativeness, technologically a hybrid between an ACER, a shopping cart, and liquidated, metal casted soiled drapes.
-Dude you bought an HP? Hewlett Packard "laptop" resting on my bed)
Yeah. She's tired though, she fucks me so hard 24/7 bitch almost caused a fire.

-How much?
$1500
by NukifyouBuk December 4, 2010
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