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Pandemic Podge

You can tell they used to workout, a bit of muscle tone, strong arms etc. But then the pandemic hit and the routine went out out of the window.

Insta athletes don't motivate them, and zoom workouts aren't exciting as the question "what is in the snack cupboard today?"
Person 1: How has isolation treated you?
Person 2: Not bad but I've done zero exercise and now own a bit of Pandemic Podge.

Person 1: I like my guys to have dad bods, they are better for cuddling.
Person 2: What about a Pandemic Podge. The softest pillow you'll find.
by WildMatt May 6, 2020
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Padeep

(puh-deep) tr. v.

1. To obtain things of great value from any source at no cost to oneself by means of slick northwoods used-car-salesman techniques.

2. Making a woman do your laundry for you.

3. Fornication.

4. The act of fabricating wild tales of the night before last.

5. Putting in a fat lip.
Man, Matt really padeeped the shit out of that chick last night! She blew him, did his laundry, fetched him a beer and gave him the title to her car!
by claggis August 2, 2010
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Pandelitis

Inflammation of the pandels. Pandels, of course being large, flabby man-boobs. Often characterized by a feeling of chunky oatmealness.
Bernice: My your pandels are feeling rather oatmealish today.

Eugene: I know, maybe I should see a doctor. I might have Pandelitis.
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pandemerrific

The thrill and excitement one gets from watching a pandemic disease unfold. An uncotrolled feeling or urge to wear a surgical mask while watching the news about a medical epidemic.
John felt "pandemerrific" at hearing the news that the swine-flu had spread.
by rma123 April 30, 2009
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Pandemic Perfume

Purell Hand sanitizer. Used to ward off H1N1 aka the Swine flu. The smell of Purell is particularly strong in elevators due to the fact that the dispensers are typically located just outside the elevator doors.
“Man, I just rode up to the fifth floor with a bunch of people and all you could smell was Pandemic Perfume! With H1N1 sweeping across the country, I think everyone is wearing it!”
by justanoldguy November 15, 2009
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pandemicking

The act of shopping or otherwise preparing for a pandemic, but doing so in a too-late stressed-out manner, thus not getting much and further contributing to the chaos.
I had better get to the store before the pandemicking starts
by Levisan March 16, 2020
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Pandemonium

The capital of Hell in John Milton's epic poem Paradise Lost: "Pandemonium, the High Capital, of Satan and his Peers".
Humanity collapsing into chaos from a rampant and uncontrollable pandemic.
Almost broken by another 12-hour nursing shift, she could foresee a world devastated by the pandemic, ungoverned civilization - what was left of it - thrown into Pandemonium.
by Monkey's Dad April 10, 2020
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