You can tell they used to workout, a bit of muscle tone, strong arms etc. But then the pandemic hit and the routine went out out of the window.
Insta athletes don't motivate them, and zoom workouts aren't exciting as the question "what is in the snack cupboard today?"
Insta athletes don't motivate them, and zoom workouts aren't exciting as the question "what is in the snack cupboard today?"
Person 1: How has isolation treated you?
Person 2: Not bad but I've done zero exercise and now own a bit of Pandemic Podge.
Person 1: I like my guys to have dad bods, they are better for cuddling.
Person 2: What about a Pandemic Podge. The softest pillow you'll find.
Person 2: Not bad but I've done zero exercise and now own a bit of Pandemic Podge.
Person 1: I like my guys to have dad bods, they are better for cuddling.
Person 2: What about a Pandemic Podge. The softest pillow you'll find.
by WildMatt May 6, 2020
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1. To obtain things of great value from any source at no cost to oneself by means of slick northwoods used-car-salesman techniques.
2. Making a woman do your laundry for you.
3. Fornication.
4. The act of fabricating wild tales of the night before last.
5. Putting in a fat lip.
1. To obtain things of great value from any source at no cost to oneself by means of slick northwoods used-car-salesman techniques.
2. Making a woman do your laundry for you.
3. Fornication.
4. The act of fabricating wild tales of the night before last.
5. Putting in a fat lip.
Man, Matt really padeeped the shit out of that chick last night! She blew him, did his laundry, fetched him a beer and gave him the title to her car!
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Inflammation of the pandels. Pandels, of course being large, flabby man-boobs. Often characterized by a feeling of chunky oatmealness.
Bernice: My your pandels are feeling rather oatmealish today.
Eugene: I know, maybe I should see a doctor. I might have Pandelitis.
Eugene: I know, maybe I should see a doctor. I might have Pandelitis.
by AntiPandelitisGov'tTaskForce May 5, 2011
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by rma123 April 30, 2009
Get the pandemerrific mug.Purell Hand sanitizer. Used to ward off H1N1 aka the Swine flu. The smell of Purell is particularly strong in elevators due to the fact that the dispensers are typically located just outside the elevator doors.
“Man, I just rode up to the fifth floor with a bunch of people and all you could smell was Pandemic Perfume! With H1N1 sweeping across the country, I think everyone is wearing it!”
by justanoldguy November 15, 2009
Get the Pandemic Perfume mug.The act of shopping or otherwise preparing for a pandemic, but doing so in a too-late stressed-out manner, thus not getting much and further contributing to the chaos.
by Levisan March 16, 2020
Get the pandemicking mug.The capital of Hell in John Milton's epic poem Paradise Lost: "Pandemonium, the High Capital, of Satan and his Peers".
Humanity collapsing into chaos from a rampant and uncontrollable pandemic.
Humanity collapsing into chaos from a rampant and uncontrollable pandemic.
Almost broken by another 12-hour nursing shift, she could foresee a world devastated by the pandemic, ungoverned civilization - what was left of it - thrown into Pandemonium.
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