PDiddled

When you get screwed over in a transactional sense.

I thought I did good negotiating my car lease, but I missed some fine print and the salesman totally pdiddled my ass with the end of lease buy out terms.

by NosirIdon'tlikeit March 27, 2024

extreme padiddle

extreme padiddle is just like regular padiddle, except the last person to hit the roof has to take ALL of their clothes off at once.

"oh man, everyone was playing extreme padiddle last night and we were all naked in the car"

by kelsaysay June 26, 2008

Reverse Padiddle

When a person driving makes note of a car behind them via the rearview mirror, has one headlight out.

While driving I notice in my rearview mirror, a car behind me with only one headlight call it "Reverse Padiddle"

by Pappa-Razi April 3, 2010

Keith the paddidledonk

A squid that Wilbur Soot named with Charlie Slimecicle, Wilbur came up with the name and told Charlie 😈💪

"Yo what's one Minecraft squid called again?" - Person 1

"Oh it's Keith the Paddidledonk" - Person 2

by Dreamsbighairytoes November 29, 2021

PiddleDump

(Noun)
1. A dump that includes a piddle.
2. A four year old's insult
3. A package deal in which includes both shit and piss
4. A satchel that encompasses bodily waste
5. A substance used by desperate people to create the highly addictive drug called Jenkem(fermented piss and shit)

(Verb)
6. To poop and piss at the same time(possibly in a jar for Jenkem)
7. To take a liquid shit
8. When you shit liquid comes out too

(Adjective)
9. Again a four year old's insult
10. something composed of shit and piss

Example 1
John: Where is Anthony?
Greg: He is busy taking a piddledump.

Example 2
Jack: What are you doing?
Matt: I am piddledumping in this jar so that i may make Jenkem and get high tomorrow.

Example 3
Sarah: Drew keeps trying to rape me!
Morgan: He is such a piddledump!

by MrNathanman November 3, 2009

Fadiddledoingdoing.

What you say to someone when there is a dean silence.

Fadiddledoingdoing.

by fadiddledoingdoing November 8, 2010

paddleduck.com

I am Aunt Julie and I wrote my 1st book. A collection of short stories growing up in Texas. I had 4 sisters so we have lots to share. My grandfather said I looked like a duck paddling in the water when I went swimming. That is how I became Paddleduck. My stories are for the young and young at heart. I started out writing for children but the adults are the ones asking for more.

paddleduck.com -At the end of the summer Uncle Albert drove us back to Houston and he didn't like to wear shoes. He said he like to let his toes breathe. My mother said he had smelly feet. Teresa cooked spaghetti, lasagna, beans and rice, roast or chicken and potatoes. When she cooked her roast it looked like a log. When she fried her chicken it looked like it was boiled. Grandpa said a big catfish was living in the car. He thought it would be easy to catch it coming out the window. He told Aunt Carolyn to go on the other side of the car and close the door. That fish was so smart that he locked the doors and rolled up the windows.

by paddleduck.com May 29, 2011