big ol' wet, sopping, flaps of that are located between whores legs. there fore, guys do not have a poon (inless they get some hard core surgery done) men usually have a temptation to shove there big ol' long sholngs in that there poon

Jeff:"damn! last night i shoved my big ol; long shlong in that bitches poon!
Joe:"well did tht poon taste like tuna or salmon?"
Jeff: *sarcastic* "that poon was more fresh than a purina purifyer!!!"

poon by very kewl kid with the helpkid October 20, 2012

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poon

To beat someone with skill and with ease

you got pooned
im gonna poon you
you aint no poon

poon by GaryG April 18, 2006

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a term to be used when someone is acting silly

you silly poon

poon by little poon May 9, 2003

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Poon

A jerk, putz or schmuck, but literally a smelly unwashed vagina.

Damn that guy is a real poon. Look at him riding his bike on the sidewalk and he almost ran over that little girl. Such a poon why can't he ride it on the street with the cars like a real man?

Poon by bug_jones July 30, 2010

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