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Plaster

Word used to describe someone called Ollie the dickhead who sticks to you like a dirty plaster. Really gross, really irritating, quite itchy, and hard to get off. But you must! They are very dangerous to your well-being. Get those plasters off!
My grandpa was such a plaster.
by KTTIIEE September 8, 2022
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Chode Plaster

When one uses his or her chode to blow a load on a face or pussy ass; a very powerful heavy load.
Kyle was preparing to unload a legendary chode plaster unto the face of Austin when his mother entered the line of fire.....
by CDDB May 20, 2008
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Plastered

when your stomach is an airbnb for alcohol
“My mom put white wine in the pasta sauce last night... i’m ducking plastered right now”

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by spongebobshoesmad June 8, 2019
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plasterers bucket

Plasterers Bucket
After a night of anal sex, his /her arse was like a plasterers bucket.
by Frenchy Leeds August 5, 2018
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plaster baby

A baby who is a result of a failing relationship and was thought that having a baby together will fix it, the baby however is only a plaster and is a matter of time before it comes off and the relationship is now failing and more expensive.
“Hey did you see jenny and Kyle had a baby, I thought they were on the verge of breaking up?”

“Yeah I’ve seen this with other couples before, they have a plaster baby to try and fix it and amend relationships, people really think that works
by Faxteller201010 November 28, 2024
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plaster fuck

When someone fucks the absolute shit out of someone until they explode.
Brendon, if you don't get your chin off my elbow I'm going to plaster fuck you.
by King Kong the nig nog July 2, 2017
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Plaster Schmackhammered

The state of being extremely fucked up. More so than any individual state of being Plastered, Schmacked, or Hammered, it is as if three people attained those levels of inebriation, then combined to form one barely functioning person.
"Dude, why did I wake up with no pants , spooning a dead horse?"
"You got Plaster Schmackhammered, dude, I don't know what to tell ya."
by FlapjackTitties March 9, 2016
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