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plasma shit

plasma shit, a way to describe someone that’s too elite for normal descriptions
“that’s some crazy plasma shit.”
by anonymous November 4, 2020
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Plasma

Person 1: Oh look it's that kid Plasma again.
by Plasmite October 5, 2018
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i do plasma

When a person goes to a plasma center and donates their blood plasma. Donors usually get compensated ($30 to $100). Usually someone hurting for cash!
Fred: Why do you have a bandage on your arm?
Johnny: I do plasma bro.
by Itakespics November 14, 2020
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Plasma Tourist

One who visits multiple plasma donation companies in their area for the purpose of the highest financial payout, rather than stay at the same company for low pay but convenience. Example includes taking advantage of new donor bonuses, then leaving when it ends and waiting for an email to come back for the promise of a higher payout. Some donors will leave (typically six months) to be considered a new donor again - which is not the policy for every company, some will only offer a returning donor bonus. Never assume one will be labelled a new donor.

The opportunity/motive to be a plasma tourist depends on availability of companies in their area, the distance to and from the center, the local supply/demand, the poverty and cost of living conditions of the area, and if the donor is in need of finances sooner than later. Once a donor breaks their ghosting streak by donating, without a bonus, the company typically has no incentive to offer one. It's reasonable to assume plasma companies keep track of how often a donor visits, the pay they receive, and adjust bonuses in their system.

Depending on location/company: Plasma companies will gradually increase their bonus offer every 1-2 months. Ranging from $15-$60 per session, or even $25-200 extra per month. Some will offer a monthly total, while others may offer a single session. If the location is convenient, the donor may accept the base + bonus and decide to donate once or twice more to stay within their minimum acceptable pay.
A plasma tourist involves being enrolled at multiple companies and delaying their visits for the highest pay because their time and health is more valuable than quick cash.
by arandomuserwithtoomuchtime August 15, 2025
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plasma eyes

the name for someone with unsurpassed coolness. is a total badass and is respected by all
Yo Plasma eyes wats up!
Plasma Eyes: i dont even know you
by greenlittleteapot April 16, 2009
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Plasma

1.plasma(adj) describes a precious and cute person
2.plasma is a nickname for a loved one
3.Plasma means creature in Greek
1.Stelio you are the cutest plasma
by Hpiatsaimenta September 14, 2021
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Gender Plasma

Final form achieved by gender fluid people with too much free time.
This shows us that as welfare increases more and more, rich society tends to destroy themselves from the inside.
Please, do not try to achieve this gender state for your own safety!
"Yesterday, I was gender fluid. Today, I am gender solid. Tomorrow, I will be gender gassy. But luckily, I will never achieve gender plasma!"
by LgbtqLivesMatter July 17, 2022
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