pessimistic pete

Easily the most negative person in a group of people that are otherwise having a great time. But instead of keeping it to himself, it becomes his mission the fuck the fun up for anybody that looks too happy.

BRO 1: Hey I got these four girls to come back to chill with us at the house!

BRO 2: these girls don't like you bro, they're just gonna smoke your shit up, drink the liquor and leave. I bet at least two of them have the herp, either way this shit is weak don't bring them over I got shit to do at noon tomorrow.

BRO 1: never fails always such a fucking pessimistic pete..

pessimistic pete by Cpt.AMERICA August 27, 2010

peso grande

Someone with great wealth and who attracts numerous women with said wealth, derived from the word 'peso' (Mexican currency) and 'grande' (Spanish for big and/or great).

Guy 1: You'd better talk to that chick quick.
Guy 2: Why is that?
Guy 1: That 'peso grande' is about to talk to her.
Guy 2: Fuck, I wish I was 'peso grande' too.

peso grande by Moerator July 23, 2015

pessoptimist

A pessimist and an optimist. An individual who combines pessimism and optimism into a cohesive worldview that is neither purely negative nor wholly positive. They are distinct from a realist as they do not engage in a pragmatic approach to life. Rather, they are the quintessential happy-sad person.

A pessoptimist is someone who sees the the glass as both half empty and half full, enjoying the fullness as much as despising the emptiness.

pessoptimist by Zek J. Evets December 30, 2016

Pescanecrophilla 

sexual intercourse with or attraction towards a dead fish

After watching "2 guys 1 fish" i thought it would be safer to practice Pescanecrophilla

Pescanecrophilla by OSHA 28 February 1, 2019

ass pests 

Anything living that does not belong in your ass, including insects, arachnids or snakes.

My father tended to seek out the higher-end and therefore very well-maintained campgrounds that would be less likely to have ass pests.

ass pests by Dr Bunnygirl June 18, 2021

Pesbian 

A slimey sexuality, a person who is in love with p

"shes not a lesbian, for p, she turn pesbian"

Pesbian by slimeypp January 13, 2022

Pesce pollotarian

Pesce-pollotarian: someone who only consumes fish and poultry as a meat source, not mammals. It's a combination of a pescetarian and pollotarian. Pesce-pollotarians eat vegatables, but aren't vegetarians.

Pescatarian: someone who eats only fish, never mammals or poultry.

Pollotarian: someone who only eats poultry as a meat source, not fish or mammals.

I'm a Pesce pollotarian, the only meat I eat, is fish or poultry.

Pesce pollotarian by Yoga chick July 9, 2018