The Oppressor

White, Christian, heterosexual males whom, arguably, caused most of racial, gender, and sexually-oriented injustices seen today.

Though always debatable,it is now pretty common knowledge that, most of the time, whites are known to be the most racist toward other ethnic groups.

Christians, while not a bad thing in itself per se, are often accredited with being blind zealots. They tend to persecute fellow mankind more than love them...

Heterosexuals tend to be commonly viewed as being prejudiced against gays... either by hate or ignorance.

Men have commonly been portrayed as intolerant to respect womens' rights and value them as an equal-- especially on vocational/financial terms.

Combine all these attributes, and you have The Oppressor.

by 5t4rk February 12, 2009

Oppression

Just because it makes you feel uncomfortable, doesn't mean it has to change.

Oppression is using your position as an anchor on a cable news show to assert that an imaginary, gift-giving elf modeled after a Christian saint from Turkey is white in order to prevent people from being more inclusive. -daily show

by kappavgk December 19, 2013

White Oppression

Bullshit

"its white oppression that's ruining the world!"

"Is that Spanish for bullshit"

by GoldbergSheckleschlomo June 16, 2016

oppressed white guy

An oppressed white guy is someone who thinks that words like 'cracker' are as bad as 'nigger,' and likes to pretend that when he uses the word nigger, he's not doing anything wrong because black people use it. Oppressed white guys also think that Feminism is a threat to their masculinity.

They don't realize that white men have not been disempowered by society at large, and pretend that they're under attack.

"So what if by using the word 'nigger' black people are reclaiming the term? I'm being oppressed because I can't use it!"

"I don't realize that freedom of speech is simply a legal distinction, so I should be allowed to say Nigger without anyone getting mad!"

"Boo-hoo, I'm a white male. It's so hard to be a white male."

"It will be a great day when a white man can finally be elected president in this country."

The appropriate response to any of the above examples is "You're right, oppressed white guy. Let me get my violin."

by Michael Gagne August 4, 2007

Oppenheim, Ny

A village with a very weird name. Most likely a cult but we’ll never know due to the fact residents there partake in the annual Cousin-Dick Sucking Competition that takes place once a year and Up The Ass Day, where you can stick just about anything up there.

Oppenheim, Ny sounds like a nice place to live!

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 14, 2021

peppermint oppression

The bigoted act of having homosexual sex with another man for the sole purpose of ending coitus with sperm to the face and a punch to the nose.

The act is rooted in shame and self loathing.

I cant believe my night ended with a peppermint oppression. Who gives a rim job to someone before doing that?

Marcus Bachmann gave me a peppermint oppression.

by Turd Crapley December 11, 2013

Immortality Oppression

The crumb on coin still life movement 2020 is the perfect representative for immortality oppression

It’s not gas it’s brownie crumbs for immortality oppression

by Oppressedimmortal69 July 2, 2020