The Ancient Ones

The Ancient Rulers of the Darkness, in a time before Time, when no Light existed. They who were slain by The Elder Gods, namely Marduk, begotten son of The Father Enki; Marduk who is Lord of Lords and Magician of Magicians, First Born and Ruler of The Elder Gods, Fashioner of The Magic Name, The Magic Word, The Magic Number and The Magic Shape and were cast into the eternal Abyss, The Netherworld, called Hades and Absu.

From the blood of Kingu, Ruler of The Ancient Ones, was the race of Man created and from the fluids of the vile Serpent Tiamat were the Heavens, the Stars and the Earth created.

The Ancient Ones keep constant watch over The Gates of Absu, forever seeking enterance into Our World, so that They may rule the Earth.

Wicked are those magicians that are skilled that they may rouse The Ancient Ones and rouse The Serpent of The Deep Waters, known as Cthulhu, and grant them access into Our World.

Grant thyself power by The Names of Elder Gods by reading and following to the letter the formulae contained within the pages of The Necronomicon, known as The Book of The Black Earth and The Book of the Dead, brought to us from the teachings and scripts of Abdul Alhazarad, known by many as The Mad Arab, paying particular attention to those written down within the pages of The Maklu Text and The Book of The Calling.

The Elder Gods did War in Heaven with The Ancient Ones, so as to create Light out of Supreme Darkness and the Heavens and The Earth and all that dwell therein.

by E April 6, 2005

Hot Ones

A popular youtube talk show that involves various celebrities eating spicy wings and talking about various subjects to Sean Evans, the host of the show.

I watched 'Hot Ones' the other day

by WaffleBees43 March 31, 2019

key (ones) car

verb, to scratch the paintjob surface of a car.

I had my car out of storage for just 3 days, and some dickless piece of shit had the nerve to key (ones) car.

by nick_g July 6, 2010

the good times and the bad ones

an amaizing album by why don’t we (hottest and best people on the face of the earth!) self produced and written. anyway go stream it (if its out yet) and enjoy the rest of your life, thanks. 🥰

Nina: have you heard why don’t we’s new album “the good times and the bad ones”?
Danél: YES! I love Zach!
Nina: ayeeeee! I love Daniel!

by ninajoubert November 17, 2020

A Pickle for the Knowing Ones

A batshit insane book written by Timothy Dexter that is filled with political rants, complaints about his wife, and the most fucking beautiful spelling ever. There were complaints about the lack of punctuation so in the second edition, Timothy Dexter put and extra page in the back filled with punctuation and a note saying stick them wherever you want.

“I just read A Pickle for the Knowing Ones”

by Lluma June 9, 2021

The Indecent Ones

The Indecent Ones, other wise know as TIO are a group of several people who talk, think or act indcently. The conversations they have can be disturbing to other people.

"Oh golly one is so indecent!"

"Gosh one is!"

"Were The Indecent Ones"

"That is awfully Indecent"

Obviously they are amazing.

by Raah January 9, 2009

Quiet ones

Drinking at home or in a tame environment in a chill mode, without the intent to party.

We should definitely have a couple of quiet ones tonight man.

drink

by Jack Lame January 22, 2016