by below-average-nebraskan November 21, 2022
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by DeadHeadChefDude November 21, 2022
Get the average nebraskan mug.My uncle took me around the barn and bent me over the saw horse. He was up in there so good he pulled out a Nebraska corn husk.
Her choice of last night’s dinner entree sides was quite apparent when I pulled out a Nebraska corn husk this morning. So I wiped it on her pillow case.
Her choice of last night’s dinner entree sides was quite apparent when I pulled out a Nebraska corn husk this morning. So I wiped it on her pillow case.
by Dick Onchin April 12, 2020
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by Nigboys6893947 May 13, 2016
Get the Nebraska Creamed Corn mug.A city in Nebraska that, despite popular belief, is a rather large city. The largest high school is Omaha Central High School, which has approximately 2500 kids, and is extremely ethnically diverse. It has two Universities (Creighton University, a private Catholic college, and University of Nebraska - Omaha, a public college) a Medical school (the University of Nebraska Medical Center) and a community college (Metropolitan Community College). Despite what some morons might say, we do not "spit in a can" and we are not hillbillies. In fact, I have only been to a farm twice in my life. We are probably bigger than your city.
by mchristine1995 August 13, 2012
Get the Omaha, Nebraska mug.Smack in the middle of our great nation
Is a state that requires some explanation.
To east and west coasters who'll come right out and ask ya',
"Is there anything of interest in the State of Nebraska?"
It's true we don't have mountains all decked out in snow,
But we do have the world's biggest live chicken show.
We're the makers of Spam. We invented Kool Aid,
And this is where the first Reuben sandwich was made.
Our insect, the Honeybee. Our bird, the Meadowlark.
The strobe light, our creation, works best in the dark.
Governmentally speaking, we're a freak of nature.
Since we have the only one-house state legislature.
On Arbor Day, when you plant a tree,
Remember that it started in Nebraska City.
We were once called a desert, but that name didn't take,
Since we have the country's largest underground lake.
We have the world's largest forest, all planted by hand,
And more miles of rivers than any state in the land.
The College World Series calls Omaha "home,"
And yes, this is where the buffalo used to roam
(until we shot 'em).
We were the first state in the nation to finish our Interstate section,
And the first to run two women in the gubernatorial election
(against each other).
We invented 9-1-1 emergency communication,
And we're the number one producer of center pivot irrigation.
Our woolly mammoth fossil is the largest ever found,
And our monumental "Carhenge" is certain to abound.
We have several museums that could be called odd,
Dedicated to Chevy's, fur trading, roller skates and sod.
In Blue Hill, Nebraska, no woman wearing a hat,
Can eat onions in public. Imagine that!
We built the largest porch swing and indoor rain forest,
And anyone who visits is sure to adore us.
So pack up the kiddies, the pets and the wife,
And see why Nebraska is called "THE GOOD LIFE."
(Oh gosh -- it doesn't even once mention football?!?)
Is a state that requires some explanation.
To east and west coasters who'll come right out and ask ya',
"Is there anything of interest in the State of Nebraska?"
It's true we don't have mountains all decked out in snow,
But we do have the world's biggest live chicken show.
We're the makers of Spam. We invented Kool Aid,
And this is where the first Reuben sandwich was made.
Our insect, the Honeybee. Our bird, the Meadowlark.
The strobe light, our creation, works best in the dark.
Governmentally speaking, we're a freak of nature.
Since we have the only one-house state legislature.
On Arbor Day, when you plant a tree,
Remember that it started in Nebraska City.
We were once called a desert, but that name didn't take,
Since we have the country's largest underground lake.
We have the world's largest forest, all planted by hand,
And more miles of rivers than any state in the land.
The College World Series calls Omaha "home,"
And yes, this is where the buffalo used to roam
(until we shot 'em).
We were the first state in the nation to finish our Interstate section,
And the first to run two women in the gubernatorial election
(against each other).
We invented 9-1-1 emergency communication,
And we're the number one producer of center pivot irrigation.
Our woolly mammoth fossil is the largest ever found,
And our monumental "Carhenge" is certain to abound.
We have several museums that could be called odd,
Dedicated to Chevy's, fur trading, roller skates and sod.
In Blue Hill, Nebraska, no woman wearing a hat,
Can eat onions in public. Imagine that!
We built the largest porch swing and indoor rain forest,
And anyone who visits is sure to adore us.
So pack up the kiddies, the pets and the wife,
And see why Nebraska is called "THE GOOD LIFE."
(Oh gosh -- it doesn't even once mention football?!?)
by JoshieK January 6, 2004
Get the nebraska mug.No one lives here. Nothing important happens here. This is the least important State. Younger brother of famous Pancake State Kansas, and Wyoming, which doesn't actually exist.
by Philip, Duke of Parma November 3, 2022
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