noodling

the act of putting your flaccid dick inside someone’s asshole

have you ever tried noodling?

by idkwhattopithere January 11, 2022

noodling

The art of aimlessly searching the internet much longer than you ever intended to.

I was going to just check my email, but I ended up noodling for five straight hours.

by noodle master March 29, 2010

noodle

A nickname for a good, smart and loving child (usually of your own) between the ages of 0 - 6.

Person 1: "Is that your kid? He's adorable and fairly well behaved! How old is he?

Person 2: "Thank you! He is 4. He is such a good Noodle."

by hairofthedog92 October 15, 2020

Noodles

The only thing that makes you happy and is always there. There like a friend that will never leave your side and loves you to the end.

I love noodles

by Noodleswiferin October 09, 2018

noodles

ramen noodles were made by romans since its called ramen noodles

someone: hey did you know that ramen noodles are roman

someone's friend: what

by 01101000 01100101 01101100 011 October 20, 2021

noodles

an invention that changed the course of history. Consists of soft and long pieces of wheat sometimes with sauce and soup. Makes people moan with pleasure when consuming.

Hey, wanna have something soft and long?

Your dick?

No, noodles...

by mrasiandingwong March 11, 2021

Noodle

Noodle

Cool cool noodles

by Beanie bean boy boy August 12, 2018