A super intelligent being who can destroy the morale of the opposing team with his mind games and allow his team to score 20 additional runs every game with his great team spirit.
by anonymous August 16, 2022
Get the Nike mug.Nike as name… he is kind hearted like any other person you’ve met. You could talk for hours on end or sit in comfortable silence and just enjoy his presence. Everyone truly needs a nike in their life as he is the thing you didn’t know you wanted but you definitely need. He cares for other people even to the detriment of himself. He will make you laugh until you run out of air. If you have a chance to be friends with a Nike…just do it.
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person 2: Oh just let me message Nike, he helped me move out just last week!
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by OrlandoFrenandez November 19, 2022
Get the Nike mug.Hym "Speaking of Nike... I mean you're going to boycott Bud Light for doing a tranny ad... But... You're NOT BOYCOTTING the catholic church... For fucking kids in the butt... 🤨 I... How does that work? Like... 'Making a mockery of women?' Unacceptable. Butt-fucking a choir boy? Eh, well, it's fine 🤷 ♂️ I mean, one of those things is CLEARY worse than the other, right? There's got to be something going on there... I mean... Because I've said 'Things only bad when they happen to women' like a million times... And it's... How do you reconcile that? Doesn't it make the boycott seem a little performative? A little disingenuous maybe? I mean... You cast Milo aside for getting molested by a priest (which is fucked up in a number of different ways) but how are you not boycotting the church? I don't get it... Well, I DO get it because I'm a genius (You're clearly taking out your inability to reconcile with your own faith and are transferring those emotions on to the tranny (which is why you call it a 'religious war') and are being disingenuous regarding the degree to which transgenderism is a problem in society but... Jordan should be helping you with that."
by Hym Iam April 27, 2023
Get the Nike mug.Crappy overpriced American consumer Sportswear. They are of poor quality and look crappy in design. Nike’s aren’t good st all, they are really ugly.
Retarded when compared to Adidas, Puma, Calvin Klein etc.
Retarded when compared to Adidas, Puma, Calvin Klein etc.
One average bland Nike tshirt costs $55 bucks compared to three Old Navy tshirts that are nearly half the price.
by Shadow Spectre May 10, 2024
Get the Nike mug.The Type of shoe you cannot afford. half the money of the shoe put towards the disease named Alzheimer's disease.
Sean: Yo, does that dude have nike mags on?
Ryan: Yeah, he must be a sneaker head.
Sean: Okay, they look so cool btw.
Ryan: Yeah, he must be a sneaker head.
Sean: Okay, they look so cool btw.
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