pencil museum

1) A museum in the Lake District (England) which fathers love to reference to their children when asked in the car "where are we going?"

2) Fuck your dirty mind, this is not a sexual reference

Child: "where are we going?"
Father: "to the pencil museum!"
Child: "that sounds boring!"
Father: "ikr"

by iamatriangle April 27, 2017

The Museum

Galactic Gaming 2.0

The Museum is DED

by GMOD Ded Servers September 7, 2019

Iron museum

The proper name for a gym. A palace of gains.

Roberto and Fabio hit up the iron museum every day so they can get yuge.

by daltonjfk August 30, 2019

Museum Putty

Sugar daddy nut.

"To get my rent paid, I had to eat alot of museum putty"

by Jadddy January 10, 2021

museum clams

museum clams is a word that expresses general joy and or excitement and is well-known in the splatoon community.

You just won a tournament? that's very museum clams

by Hotttpancakes November 19, 2023

Aerospace Museum

Sex act where the man wraps his penis in tinfoil before oral sex. The woman should never look away from the man's penis, thus the 'museum' element.

Corey learned the hard way that it's important to smooth out the tinfoil before having your girl take you to the 'Aerospace Museum', however he did enjoy exclaiming 'Clean up in the cockpit!' afterward.

by MasterBlaster6999 January 12, 2012

Museum of Natural History

A museum that's still standing after almost 150 years.

New Yorkers wouldn't allow the wildfire to take their Museum of Natural History (or library, or art museum) from them, even if it was getting replaced by a building with more space, and New York has added lots of people since the museum was built, so why would people from other cities allow someone to take their museum and tear it down, even if they were convinced that something bigger and better would replace it, or that they needed a space that wasn't outdated and old, in favor of something new?

by The Original Agahnim June 7, 2021