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Mullan-Surprise

You're at a party, and theres a very hot chick there, but she shoots you down when you try to make your move. so later on you wait til shes sitting down and facing the other direction, deep in conversation with your friend. This part takes extreme guile and Wit. You slowly creep up on that self-righteous Bitch, then start masturbating inaudibly so she doesnt expect you, when your close to climax go close to her face and get her attention then jizz on her face, she'll open her mouth in shock, so you insert your penis, for a wee bit of Felatio, and to wipe off all your excess Semen, finish with a cock slap, then make your exit. This is best performed in a different state/county/country or continent due to the extreme disrespect youll get from the local folk, back home though, await your Heroes welcome!
"I was at this house-party in Idaho and this hot chick was there, she shot me down when i made my move, That bitch got the Mullan-Surprise by the end of the night!"

"I gave this bitch a Mullan-Surprise while i was away on holiday"
by Herd-Mizzack December 23, 2006
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Brian Mulroney

Canadian Prime Minister from 1984-1993 who was the best damn thing to happen to Canada since Sir John A. Macdonald.

1. He was responsible for FTA and NAFTA, which saw Canadian companies gain profit by expanding into the United States and Mexico.

2. He replaced the MST with the GST, which helped the Canadian government get out of deficit by using the consumer tax as a source of government revenue.

3. He drafted the Meech and Charlottetown accords to bring Quebec into the Canadian federation, unfortunately the libtards under Trudeau and Chretien had to destroy it.

4. He worked with other nations in the commonwealth and Africa to help bring an end to apartheid in South Africa.

5. He signed an acid rain agreement with the States in 1991, and was recently voted Canada's Greenest PM in history.
Brian Mulroney was so good he pwned the Libtards for 9 years and still had a story to tell.
by Canadian historian August 11, 2008
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mullins

verb, to mess up a task that is seemingly painfully simple; to exacerbate a situation that has gone slightly wrong with catastrophic consequences.

noun, someone who is known for mullinsing things up
You've really mullinsed that up, I cant believe you've done that you are such a mullins, you always mullins things up.
by poly87 August 1, 2010
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Mullock

Dude who thinks highly of himself; usually has mullet; also refered to as Cheesehead.
That guy Scott is a Mullock.
by Josh Tipton April 11, 2003
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Mullen High

A group of the sluttiest, most judgmental, shallowest, richest, most spoiled and bratty cockteases you will ever find on the face of the planet.
"Dude, check out those super sluts!"
Don't waste your time bro, they're from Mullen High, they don't put out for poor guys."
by Fuckyouhoehoes June 12, 2011
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mullen shake

(noun) a dance that requires you to bend your left knee, maybe even lift up your leg, put your hands in a pushing over motion to the side and say OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Annie did the mullen shake.
Sarah did the mullen shake.
Natalie did the mullen shake.
Chandler did the mullen shake.
by tarn. March 4, 2008
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rib mellons

Slang for a woman with appealing and large breasts.
Man, did you see the rib mellons on that chick?
by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 25, 2006
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