Mullon 

Mullon is to have fat man dip his hot sweaty balls into a glass of cold water and you can see the steam rise from the glass as the dirt and lint from his balls sinks to the bottom of the glass.

Woman 1: ''Hey I bet that man has mulloned before...''

Woman 2: ''Totally, I bet more than once, that dirty blumpkin lover!!!''

Mullon by ABJT Poker Pimps September 1, 2009

luke mullen 

actor for tj kippen on the show andi mack
known for being loved by lesbians
smol bean who loves marvel and is a total film geek

luke mullen dances while making pancakes and listens to old music, could he be more perfect?

luke mullen by bambikippen March 3, 2019

Tissue-mellons 

'Tissue-mellons' is a phenomenon generally recoursed by small breasted girls with insufficient capital to undergo a breast cosmetic surgery. Such girls, striving to boost their self-confidence, wad layers of tissue paper in the bra until a form of cleavage is somewhat contrived. More often than not, this practice ends up exacerbating the whole situation. This is beacuse when the tissue-melloned female proceeds to carnal knowledge, the man's first reactions at the bare pigeon-tits, may have considerable negative effects on the self-esteem of the former - possibly goading the girl to add more tissue-paper the next time she goes out. The 'tissue-mellons' is a vicious cycle.

Example 1
Mary: Hurry up the taxi is here! The party starts in 15 minutes!
Sue: Fuck! Why are we out of toilet paper on a Saturday night?!
Mary: Come on let's go! You can tissue-mellons your boobs later!
Sue: fucking tits!!

Example 2
John: did you bang that chick yesterday?
Peter: yeah dude. I took her to my place and guess what?! She was tissue-melloned! But I fucked her anyways.

Tissue-mellons by The Malteser. October 2, 2016

Mullening 

1. The pathetic act of attributing a ridiculously poor performance or failure of effort to a set of universal variables not unique to the failing entity, often discounting the importance of the competition event. Usage of this verb references Coach Dan Mullen’s leadership before and after the Florida Gators 55-20 loss to Oklahoma in the 2020 Cotton Bowl, a game in which Florida had 60 available players. The 2020 season also saw Florida lose to LSU, a contest in which the Tigers had 54 available players.

Usage of the verb also can specifically reference general excuse making with unfounded swagger, often to the point of discounting the value or quality of an available roster.

“Man, At least we can count on our coach not to Mullen our way through this game”

“•Coach, tell us why you lost today?
- well I won’t Mullen to you. We just got beat. It was an important game and we were proud of the guys we fielded.”

“I would invite their team to our bowl but I really don’t want them Mullening. Who do we know that would just show up and play instead of Mullening it in”

Mullening by Gatorswearjeanshorts January 1, 2021

mellon-farmer 

A sanitized or movie-edited substitute for mother fucker

The film "Die Hard: With a Vengeance" was released in 1995
staring Samuel L. Jackson (as Zeus Carver) and Bruce Willis
(as John McClane); but this film was later edited for TV...

While the term "mellon farmer" probably appeared in other
edited films, Jackson's character made it quite funny and
memorable ... even though the original unedited movie was
far better ... the editors got a bit lucky, this time.

An example line from the edited film:

Zeus: Now that's low, even for a white mellon-farmer like you.

mellon-farmer by original-movie-fan December 14, 2008

matty mullins 

A lead singer for one of the best bands in the world, MEMPHIS MAY FIRE.

"Man, that lead singer Matty Mullins, from Memphis May Fire is a total badass!"

matty mullins by RatedMagicBman August 22, 2012

Mulroney 

Mulroney. a flubbed golf shot that is not counted against one's score. Synonym: Mulligan

OK, then. If you say no Mulligans, then I won't take a Mulligan. I'm taking a Mulroney.

Tiger's wife took a Mulroney and swung again, hitting the windshield this time.

Mulroney by goeff the golfer January 25, 2010