mullet over

A disastrous mating of mullet and comb-over. When you see this doubly tragic combination on one head, maintain a safe distance. The man who wears this cut should be considered dangerous and delusional. If a breeze lifts long straggly strands off his shiny pate, do not laugh under any circumstances. Though he possesses few teeth, he will bite. Do not approach.

"Hey, dude, I think we should get out of here!"
"But I haven't finished my beer."
"That guy with the mullet over has been staring at your butt for the last half hour. He's coming this way!"
"Hey, did you just hear the tune from Deliverance?"

by kathcom October 22, 2011

gooch mullet

a patch of pubic hair that strangely resides on the gooch or taint of excessively hairy individuals; much like a happy trail on the underside of the genitals, but is instead known as a sad trail or, more often, a trail of tears

can also be used as a derogatory term for someone who is pissing you off (see slapnuts, douchebag, etc...)

I was about to give her some hot sexing, but when i saw she had a gooch mullet i threw up and passed out at the same time.

Nathan is such a gooch mullet for driving all the way home with the parking break on.

by kidswooft July 1, 2007

fashion mullet

a shaggy, highly stylized update of the classic early 90s hair disaster, the mullet; worn by hipster females

"Eileen paid $80 for her luscious new fashion mullet"

by kelli_ September 4, 2005

mullet halo

also referred to as a skullet

dude.... hulk hogan has a sweet skullet!

by mullet hunter January 15, 2005

covid mullet

The fashion practice of wearing professional attire on the top half of one's body while being in pajamas on the lower half. Business on top, apathy on the bottom. Meant to project a poised demeanor on video conference calls while working from home during the covid 19 pandemic, yet underneath it all barely making it out of bed in the morning.

I joined today's virtual finance meeting dressed in a Covid mullet of a cardigan top and the flannel snowflake pajama pants my grandma gave me for Christmas.

by Emily the Elder Millennial April 2, 2020

dumb fuck mullet

someone who is a dumb idiot who thinks they are bigger and better than everyone else around them....regardless if they have a mullet or not.

what a dumb fuck mullet

by brindle cat December 29, 2020

Receiver Mullet

A well-coiffed, feathered mullet or mullet-like hairdo favored by male homosexuals.

Man, did you see Kanye West at the 2009 Grammys? He was totally sporting a Receiver Mullet.

by t717 February 8, 2009