lawn mower showdown

Lawn mower competition

Eric and the neighbor are having some sort of lawn mower showdown.

by Lgc1987 March 22, 2017

Cuban lawn mower

When a guy bites a girls pubes off

Girl: "my gooch hurts!"

Girl (friend) : "wtf why?"

Girl: "johnny gave me a Cuban lawn mower last night"

Girl (friend) : "that's kinky!"

by Trinidad James d April 05, 2014

Little sack mower

a razor used to shave a man's testicular area. Also a term to be randomly shouted.

"He used a little sack mower on his balls"

by Samantha June 28, 2004

Mexican lawn mower

Hitting from the back with a fat chick you grab and pull her love handles up repeatedly like trying to start an old lawn mower

I want to give that big beauty a Mexican lawn mower

by Raptormage19 July 01, 2014

lawn mower joke

When someone makes an awkward joke, and no body laughs.

-Joe: "My name is Jeff!"
-No one laughs
-Everyone: "Lawn mower joke!"
-Joe travels back to Zimbabwe and cries himself to sleep

by Colbath December 21, 2014

North Dakota lawn mower

When a person of the opposite or same sex, with braces, is eating out a girl, she gets grass (pussy hair) in her mouth

George gave sara the North Dakota lawn mower and then george used his toothbrush, later that night sara used that toothbrush and wondered why it smelled like pussy

by typical tyler July 30, 2008

Hows your lawn Mower

Term when asked means figuratively that your a badass.

Cutler: "Hows your lawn Mower?"
The Hodge: "They can't stop us!"

by The Hodge February 08, 2006