MOAS

Mother Of All Secrets, the biggest/serious/interesting secret a person can have without exploding.

"Tell me your biggest secret..."
"No way man, I'm not telling you my MOAS!"

by Lola1985 October 30, 2008

Grandma's Molasses

The worst type of diarrhea imaginable. It wants to come out but it's too busy becoming an awful mess on the inner sides of your ass cheeks, and will not let go.

I'd really love to hang out with you tonight, but Grandma's Molasses has been plaguing me all day and it just won't end!

by Bip Bip Daniels May 23, 2010

matas

A person seen as having brutish hunkish qualities, inventor of thunderfucking

Wow, you got thunderfucked by matas?

by thepenguinmeister September 29, 2013

Molasseswar

Gruesomely harming yourself with an impressive weapon shortly after publicizing your purchase of the impressive weapon.

"Stabbed myself in the leg with a knife after telling everyone I bought it. Pulled a Molasseswar."

by Molasseswar May 22, 2009

metasturbation

Metasturbation is the practice of masturbating while thinking of yourself masturbating. This can be achieved simply through thought, or with mirrors or previously recorded photographs or videos of yourself masturbating.

"Dude, I walked in on my roommate metasturbating. He was blowing his load on a picture of his own face."

or

"Gosh, I love metasturbation. It's almost like getting myself off two times at once."

by Dry Nasty October 28, 2011

metastability

When lower grade forms in anyway come together to form its most powerful form.

The slaves were at the stage of metastability to overthrow the leader of Brooklyn and his soldiers

by Topez March 19, 2014

Mitashi

She is the perfect Waifu only one can have, will feed you and cuddle you when you need it! She bake you cookies and bake with you too. The girl who will love you infinite and will still run behind you with a knife in hand to kill you! Although she acts hard outside, she’s actually is soft inside. She has those “LOS ANGELES LIGHT LOST IN YOUR DARK EYES” kinda eyes, She’s the girl with smol eyes thicc thighs, can make anyone her’s with one smile!

“My heart is melting, it’s Mitashi again”
“She is the perfect Mitashi”

by FishyGuy November 27, 2021