The act of a woman licking her palm prior to giving her man a hand job in order to lubricate and prevent chaffing and improve the experience. It is not an alteration of a hand job, but its own entity.
As the girl was about to go down on me, she pulled up, licked her hand, and gave me a moist job first.
-Andrew Dyer was the original creator of the term.
-Andrew Dyer was the original creator of the term.
by Michael-Edwards-PHX April 10, 2010
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Get the Moist Barry mug.C: " she's more than just the girl of my dreams. i'm tryna wife her, make kids and have a family. but she don't see that i'm reaching out and shit
L: like all these girls think we just tryna fuck. fuck that, lemme kick some fifa
C: yeah don't wanna be on that moist-nigga tip
moist nigga. a nigga in his feels
L: like all these girls think we just tryna fuck. fuck that, lemme kick some fifa
C: yeah don't wanna be on that moist-nigga tip
moist nigga. a nigga in his feels
by lukefrequency March 29, 2018
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Get the moist ass mug.A 400 pound plus male or female human life form that just sits around and eats and sweats. These humans leach off of the system to the point that they suck up any moisture around them as well as food and beverage and leave no moisture, food or beverage for any other hard working human.
A moisture pig is worse than a swamp donkey and less athletic.
A moisture pig also is greatly affected by gravity and spends a lot of time on the ground, typically due to falling.
A moisture pig is worse than a swamp donkey and less athletic.
A moisture pig also is greatly affected by gravity and spends a lot of time on the ground, typically due to falling.
Look at the size of the hair diaper on that moisture pig.
That moisture pig stood so close to me that it dehydrated me!
That moisture pig stood so close to me that it dehydrated me!
by Bshifters December 15, 2019
Get the Moisture Pig mug.Residue of fart - A slipperiness between the butt cheeks caused by poo particles and moisture released from a fart.. Fermenting Gas moisture is thought to be the cause of Butt Cheese or Honey Butt.
I've been fartin so much I have gas moisture - I need to pop to the toilet to check, I'm sure the residue of all my farts will be brown.
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This Mexican food has given me gas moisture (morning after, wipe check)
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This Mexican food has given me gas moisture (morning after, wipe check)
by nick packer October 10, 2007
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