MOOKED

Named after a well-known political strategist. It is the act of changing your original story and blame-shifting, pointing the finger, rolling on, cooperating, and or informing on a particular individual or individuals to save yourself from being prosecuted and or to get a better deal in your negotiations with the prosecutor. Another way of saying you snitched.

Submitted by @LanceMigliaccio

When the prosecutor offered him a deal in his prosecution he mooked.

by @LanceMigliaccio May 20, 2022

Seb mooney

Seb mooney is the one u look up to and think “wow I wish I was a seb mooney” they will always give u a lovely mooney and comfort you at your darkest hours

Tim-is that a seb mooney
Tom-I believe it is

Tim-damn I wanna be a seb mooney

by XXXclapped January 21, 2019

mooker

Short for "man hooker"

Dude, you slept with both Elaine and Jennifer? You're such a mooker!

by ingvild=] December 15, 2009

Mooney

The embodiment of the Alpha Male, conceived by super sperm and brought forth unto earth by a female of father's choice. Gifted with intelligence and athleticism, a Mooney normally rises to stardom early in life and serves as the leader of the pack. Family origin dates back to Donegal, a town in County Donegal, Ireland. Contrary to legend, a Mooney is not descended from any religious icon and is not a prophet.

Amy: "There is no such thing as the perfect guy. I'm sick of guys, and I just want someone who is smart, funny, and a thoroughbred racehorse in bed."

Jen: "Amy, we need to find you a Mooney."

by Michael O'Neill December 15, 2008

moop

Matter Out Of Place

used for garbage left on the playa at Burningman.

by Anonymous June 10, 2003

Pulling a Mooie

When one asks for advice on a particular situation, but ignores all of the advice given. The kicker is when this person still complains about the problem.

Sheri: I really wish my I could get the neighbors to stop leaving their trash all over the courtyard.

Stephanie: Well if you would have listened to the advice you were given you might not be complaining now. Dude, stop pulling a Mooie!

by SnarkyMama May 25, 2011

Moop

from "Seinfeld", the "Moops" were the nation that conquered Spain & gave it the twinge of Islamic architecture seen to this day, according to the card George was reading from when playing Trivial Pursuit against the "Bubble Boy". Bubble Boy insisted, quite rightly, of course, that the answer was "Moors", but George being the prick that he was, wouldn't give him credit for the answer. The townspeople later drove out the fiendish George & Jerry for their mistreatment of the Bubble Boy.

Bubble Boy: It was the Moors! The MOORS!

George: No, I'm sorry, it was the Moops. The card clearly says, "Moops".

by FunkyBumpkin May 2, 2005