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Monterey Effect

A bizarre sliding scale phenomenon where the opposite sex becomes more desirable as their numbers decrease in proportion to the same sex in a small geographic area. The greater the difference in proportion, the greater the opposite sex's desirability is increased. First identified on the Monterey Peninsula in California in 1989, there were almost 100,000 single men at Fort Ord and other military installations which greatly increased the number of single men compared to single women.
Dude, take her out of this sausage fest and she's nothing more than a four, maybe 5 at best. The Monterey Effect strikes again.

Thanks to the Monterey Effect, even the most disgusting land-a-tee can get laid.
by El Sadado December 30, 2007
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Monte

A man usually with a penis sizing from 9-15in long, Monte can out-size everyone in the West Coast
Is a sex master and can make a girl cry with his mind, the girl is crying because she remembers the deep dick in her pussy like it was yesterday.He will ravish a snatch in a heartbeat.
Hey did you see that guy at the beach a second ago... his penis was almost as big as Monte's is.
by Jizzmaster123 December 4, 2010
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montero

welcome to montero daddy
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Montebello Masher

This regional favorite consists of three parts. It requires a person to defecate on another person's face (preferably a hard stool). The person then urinates on the feces and face. The last step necessary to complete this fetish favorite is key. This is where the name of the move is derived. The person then sits on the other person's face subsequently "mashing" the urine and feces into them.
Sorry, toilet is broken. Ever heard of the Montebello Masher?
by Autistic Pornstar February 5, 2010
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Monterey Park

Asia-Town USA. Also referred to as MPK, or Asian Retirement Town. City where "suck my" is pronounced "Chuck-Maw", "Iran" is pronounced "E-Lawn", and "626" is pronounced "Chick-too"Chick".

You know you have reached the city's boundaries as you drive down the 10 FWY and the freeway speed somehow comes down to 40-45 MPH, which is mostly due to beloved MPKians entering and exiting the freeway at an average of about 27 MPH.

City where 18wheelers pass passenger cars going at least 30 miles faster. Where Mercedes and Beemers are going about as fast as the China man riding his beachbike in the sidewalk.

City that's dead as funk when other cities are popping (Friday and Saturday nights) and is HAPPENING when other cities are dead as funk (Saturday and Sunday mornings). City where even B of A has Chinese translation next to its name, all restaurants are packed like slave ships at all hours of the day and week and business hours are noted as "We Open Seven Days". As if they're gonna close the funk down on the 8th day!

City where green means stop and red means go; turn signals don't mean shiet and you see beloved MPKians making left turns with right turn signals on and vise versa.

Lastly, MPK is the #1 exporter of Asian girls into white boy crowds of hollywood clubs and OC pubs, where they enter the city wearing banana pants and hello kitty shirts and exit a few years later to search for their whities wearing fake lashes and colored contacts.
I'm in Monterey Park repping chick-too-chick... chuck-maw-dik-foo!

Forget MPK. I'm heading to OC. can I borrow your lashes tonight?
by RonModa November 21, 2010
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monte carlo

A damn nice car made from 1970-1988 and then brought back in 1995. The best years of these cars were in 81-88. The best lookin hot rod made in the 80's.
That dude got him a nice ass monte carlo SS.
by monte guy March 8, 2004
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Monted

Getting so fucked, dope or dank that you reach a point of no return to the normal world.
I got so monted last night that I do not remember where i live.
by GOONKING June 6, 2014
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