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kim montesinos

Most likely a mexican who likes being epic. She also becomes very dumb at times that you don't even want to talk to her. She is the president of the debate club and debates with anything, even though she is always wrong. She also trolls.
Sofia: What's the homework for today, Kim Montesinos?

Kim: Yes

Sofia: What's the homework?

Kim: Yes

Sofia: Ok buddy.
by min yoongi. April 1, 2019
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Montega

Spanish slang for heroin, dope, fetty, brown
Hey white girl you want a sample of some montega
by Babyredxx January 17, 2019
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Monterey Effect

A bizarre sliding scale phenomenon where the opposite sex becomes more desirable as their numbers decrease in proportion to the same sex in a small geographic area. The greater the difference in proportion, the greater the opposite sex's desirability is increased. First identified on the Monterey Peninsula in California in 1989, there were almost 100,000 single men at Fort Ord and other military installations which greatly increased the number of single men compared to single women.
Dude, take her out of this sausage fest and she's nothing more than a four, maybe 5 at best. The Monterey Effect strikes again.

Thanks to the Monterey Effect, even the most disgusting land-a-tee can get laid.
by El Sadado December 30, 2007
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Monte

A man usually with a penis sizing from 9-15in long, Monte can out-size everyone in the West Coast
Is a sex master and can make a girl cry with his mind, the girl is crying because she remembers the deep dick in her pussy like it was yesterday.He will ravish a snatch in a heartbeat.
Hey did you see that guy at the beach a second ago... his penis was almost as big as Monte's is.
by Jizzmaster123 December 4, 2010
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montero

welcome to montero daddy
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Montbello

A Black/Latino nieghboorhood in Denver, Colorado often refered to as the Bellos, or just Bellside. Home of the Montbello Warriors. From Peoria to Chambers up to 56th nigguhs hold the turf down. Home of Rappers Interstate Ike, Hawkman and Young Doe all hail from the 56th and are certified G's...you square niggas will neva see us....Jello hatin ass niggas
Yup nigguh Im dro'd out bellsiding like theys NO TODAY MY NIG! WHY HATE MONTBELLO?!
by YuNG BlitZ October 4, 2008
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Montebello Masher

This regional favorite consists of three parts. It requires a person to defecate on another person's face (preferably a hard stool). The person then urinates on the feces and face. The last step necessary to complete this fetish favorite is key. This is where the name of the move is derived. The person then sits on the other person's face subsequently "mashing" the urine and feces into them.
Sorry, toilet is broken. Ever heard of the Montebello Masher?
by Autistic Pornstar February 5, 2010
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