Drain the castle moat

When you have to empty your badder

I have to drain the castle moat.

Urinate urination

by Lipperella October 6, 2017

MOAT

Mother Of All Turds

"That greasy gook food I ate for dinner sure isn't agreeing with me. I'll be dropping me a MOAT in no time!"

by benderhater July 13, 2017

Moat

It means embarrassing or OMG just shut up

“DAB, Yolo”
“ honostly ur such a moat go away”

by Sick my big black willy March 12, 2018

Moat

Moat- a great moustache (moe) + a great goatee (goat) = moat

"Hey greg that's a nice moat you have on your face mate", "thankyou Tyson"

by Poo@Gswag January 21, 2017

cross the moat

another variant of ATM, where the partners start out with anal sex until ejaculation, the one that's having a phallic orgasm pulls out and finishes in the girl's vagina

"hey Seabass, what's with the family-sized bucket of medicated vaginal creme," Jason asks the coolest guy in the world. SeaBass "I talked that stripper I met into letting me cross the moat, now she has a nasty infection"

by wudegodd May 1, 2023

Bone Moat

(noun) symbolistic defensive mechanism in which you separate and surround yourself for protection from attacks, and more specifically from attacks on your French language skills.

Mitch, did you like Doll Face's bone moat about Bieb's TimBits?

by B£ December 1, 2021

Moat Ho

A ho that can't get enough of those moats.

God damn son, Fishsticks sure is a Moat Ho this week.

by FishsticksIB September 19, 2021