Blair Minimum

Is the act of getting snotty with co workers when they refuse to do your job so you can stand around and talk about conspiracy theories

Hey man have a good shift. We should catch up over a beer later.
For sure! I’m just gonna do the Blair minimum tonight

by JohnnyKo August 17, 2023

Blair minimum

The act of trying to get coworkers to do all your tasks while you stand around and talk conspiracies

Hey man have a good shift.
Thanks, I’m just gonna do the Blair minimum again

by JohnnyKo August 17, 2023

Minimum Daily Motherfucker

A person that doesn't take much to fuck up your day, does it on a daily basis, and has minimum skills.

Jay is the reason I'm up at 10pm working on something he doesn't understand because he wants it in front of the customer tomorrow. He is my Minimum Daily Motherfucker.

by Taraun May 24, 2024

bare minimum Betty

Someone who shows up to work or other organized events and does the bare minimum all days of the week at all hours of the day.

Has no work ethic.

Bare minimum betty showed up late to work and is always trying to do the least.

by Papaslocas March 28, 2024

beer minimum

*A term coined by Abhijna Baddi.

Used to describe the lowest quality beer you can stomach.

"I can't do Bud Light, but I will have a Stella. That's my 'beer minimum'."

by Lil Baddi July 16, 2022