Minivantastic

A derogatory term towards the way drivers of minivans drive.

"Did you see that jackass in the minivan cut me off!"

"Yea, that was minivantastic."

"What a douche."

by JJ March 18, 2005

Turkish Minivan

The act of giving a girl a minivan while in a sauna.

I gave Olivia a Turkish Minivan last night at the gym, the sauna steam made it so much hotter.

by Treemeister Master July 4, 2011

The Minivan

Two in the front, five in the rear. Child seats optional.

I met Sally last week on Tinder. She enjoys The Minivan.

by jason-abc November 28, 2018

minivanning

The act in which you open up the hatchback of one minivan in order to insert the front of another minivan in a gentle yet forceful manner.

Joe: Hey, did you see the back of Billy's town & country? It is wrecked from when him and Jake went minivanning yesterday.

by Leswaggawagon July 17, 2012

minivaning

a noun used to describe the size of a shit that is so big it would tear your asshole. other vehicles can be used to describe poop size.
ie: beamer, hummer, subway

mac: hey jake i'm on the john minivaning!
jake: is your asshole bleeding?

by Mac Jacob July 7, 2008

Texas Minivan

When the male takes the female wheel-barrel style but with a wider spand, and shoves both knees up the rectum. (female must have very, VERY loose butt hole.)

bro, she took it real nice with that texas minivan last night. she was crying.

by Fuckin' lol November 13, 2011

Minivan

Similar to a shocker expect it's 2 in the front 5 in the back

Guy1 dude I gave Jessie such a minivan last night at joes party.
Guy 2 Niceeeee

by Bferrari260 August 15, 2016