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Michael'd

Deleting a comment on whatsapp as soon as you are finished typing it
Binyomin got Michael'd
by Amazondesi November 21, 2019
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Dr Joshua (Michael) Morbius

Joshua Dennett aka Dr Michael Morbius is from the hit film Morbius that will be the first film to sell 3 trillion tickets. Morbius will be The film ever. he is the first ever morbillionaire. Pilates helps.
Dr Joshua (Michael) Morbius says: "Pilates helps!"
by GodJeez May 6, 2022
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Michael C. Hall

The world is an interesting place with changes and troubles to say the least. For many, the phenomenon of creation is based on religion and perhaps science for some. This story of creation has little to do with religion or science but has everything to do with an individual who has achieved every aspect of life. Michael C. Hall was the first man to walk on the rings of Saturn and the first actor and actress (because he is neither man or women but an element of the spiritual world) to play in a hit HBO series entitled “Dexter”. The character Dexter is based upon the real life of Michael C. Hall, no aspect of the series is written because camera crews film his life on a day-to-day base. He is renown for his creation of the band Journey and their hit song “Don’t Stop Believing” (which he wrote and composed as he brushed his teeth, always brush your teeth). His morning gristle is always fresh and he does not require a clean shave since his gristle is permanent at its current and ideal length. Michael C. Hall completes his morning exercise routine that consists of a brisk sprint to the Galapagos Islands, followed by a three-legged race to the Canadian Arctic Archipelago of Northern Canada that is situated in the Arctic Ocean on his own. The sweat that accumulates during this morning routine is collected and used to sustain the growth of the worlds Aloe plant supply. Michael C. Hall is the manliest man to walk the Earth and has an IQ of forever. It has been speculated that the cure for polio lies within Michael C. Hall’s blood, but it could never be proven, as it may possibly never be extracted for the reason that his skin is far too rugged for any needle or medical utensil to puncture, although in all likelihood this is indeed a fact. Whenever somebody asks the question “Why?”, Michael C. Hall is the only person on earth who can answer with “because” without being prompted for any further explanation. The Grand Canyon is actually not a canyon at all. After great controversy it was proven to be a gaping hole left by Michael C. Hall after he dug up enough sand to construct The Great Pyramids located in Egypt (which of course he built by hand in between tapings of his hit reality television biography, “Dexter”). “Michael C. Hall” is only Michael C. Hall’s full first name. His full name is “Michael C. Hall That Bad Son of a Bitch”, but to prevent poop boots (a mess), he recommends you call him by his first name only. Note: The following has been documented with confidence of authenticity.
Jon: Did you hear about that movie coming out next week?
Shaun: Yeah, the one that has to be projected on a solid sheet of diamond to be viewed.
Jon: Man, Michael C. Hall and Samuel L. Jackson are going to be something else.
by Jonathan and Shaun June 24, 2008
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Michael Ignatieff

1. A former-candidate in the Liberal Party of Canada Leadership race, who lost. He also claimed that Ukraine was not a country. In addition to this, he felt that he could lead Canada, even though he lived in the United States for 25 year prior to being elected to Federal Parliament.
2. This name is synonymous with arrogant, idiot, and queef.
Man, that guy just dissed up the Ukrainians, what a Michael Ignatieff.

Ewww, whats that fishy smell? Must be an Ignatieff.

That guy just flipped off the Pope, what an Ignatieff.
by mcplantusss December 3, 2006
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Michaelsoft Binbows

A Japanese computer store selling cheap computers and computer parts
Person 1: I want a computer, but I can't afford one
Person 2: Just go to the Michaelsoft Binbows store - they sell cheap computers
by Doge05 September 24, 2017
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MICHAEL JACKSON’D

When you realize someone is the most talented, sexiest, cutest, most caring, most misunderstood man on the planet and your heart is broken because you will never meet him.
I just fell in love with a wonderful man I can never have – I’ve been Michael Jackson’d!
by Moon-beamer November 1, 2012
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Michaela

Beautiful female with a great personality. She is always prepared with a witty remark. She is the best friend you could ever have & if you're lucky enough to date her, she will be the best you've ever had. She can be a huge bitch though if you get on he bad side.
by princesss69_ January 16, 2013
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