velveeta-method

the act of eating an entire box of Velveeta macaroni and cheese upon the completion of a rigorous upper body workout, discovered by a health and exercise science major at the college of new jersey.

That guy is huge..he must use the velveeta-method.

by Arnie Swartz February 26, 2011

Dqrkice Method

A top secret method, invented by Dqrkice, that is used to print money off of tiktok.

Yo, jut hit da Dqrkice Method, stay broke.

by needthat! September 5, 2023

The spitfire method

Action in which you take a 360° Bluetooth speaker put the volume to max and insert it into the anus or vulva to simulate the use of a vibrator.

She really enjoys using the spitfire method, though her boyfriend does not enjoy it so much.

by MosaicBunny February 7, 2023

Chronic Method

A method for talking to bitches in a dirty way using sophisticated terms.

Ryan: I asked Jazmine if I could make the beast with two backs and she said yes.
Wade: Bro I told you the Chronic Method never fails.

by The Chronic Method May 18, 2016

Wisdom Method

Step 1. Open the door to the bathroom
Step 2. Take a roll of toilet paper and and place some toilet paper into the bowl.
Step 3. Shit. Devour the bathroom. Watch YouTube or Porn.
Step 4. Flush the toilet. If you’re lucky enough, it won’t clog, if so you’re fucked and like the creator the shit water spilled over the bowl on the floor and had to clean it up so learn a lesson.

Pros to this method: leaves the shit halfway breathing so it stinks up the fucking room for the next shitter and helps avoid water splash up the asshole.
Advice: Be careful! Happy Shitting!

I used the Wisdom Method today to avoid water splashing up my ass!

by Moo Shu June 10, 2019

Method Karaokeing

When one sings karaoke and acts like the person who sings the original version of the song

Guy 1: "Dude, you wanna do karaoke tonight?"
Guy 2: "Sure. But not if you're gonna sing 'I Can't Get No Satisfaction' and dance around or sing 'Wonderwall' while leaning into the mic with your hands behind your back! I hate Method Karaokeing!"
Guy 1: "How about I sing 'Won't Get Fooled Again' and I swing the mic lead around?"

by The Rhys May 4, 2009

the fiom method

the Figure It Out Motherfu**er method; utilized mid-operation when an unplanned or unannounced change of course or plan occurs, and no immediate protocol is available for use in the decision-making process

i was driving my usual route home today when i came upon barricades with nowhere to go; the city was conducting MORE street work. how nice that it wasn't posted that there was a dead end ahead, or detour signs posted in advance. i guess i'll three point it and use the fiom method....

by nicole aka the haute 'haüsen December 28, 2008