merry crimas

What you say waitress instead of merry Christmas

"I really enjoyed the food! Merry crimas

by mynameisnotfiveweenies November 24, 2020

merry chrimas

Merry Christmas

Merry Chrimas Yall

by Urban Doctor December 25, 2016

merry damage

a slang term for the common cider for neds it is called merry damage because if u drink a bottle you will undoubtfully spew youre ring.

gees a drink o' yer merry damage now ya cunt.

by simon G October 20, 2005

Merry Christmas

An insult for when a group of girls begins to insult you. It is followed up with “Ho, ho, ho”.

“You’re so ugly!”
“Yeah, Merry Christmas to you, too.”
“Why are you saying Merry Christmas to us? Are you retarded?!”
*turns around to face them*
“Ho, ho, ho.”

by IHadOneJob June 10, 2022

Merry Christmas

What someone says when they just had good sex

After all that merry Christmas everybody

by Taliyahhhh August 8, 2021

Merry Ploughboy

Killing a father swan with a golf ball and proceeding to use the feathers of the recently deceased to stimulate the prostate of your lover

I thought we were having a quiet night of poker until Shane began to Merry Ploughboy Garry

by G-bears Swanlike Lover August 27, 2021

Merry Midgets

1)A group of midgets who agree to a suicidal act of being bound to a shield for a much larger person's protection.

Example: In Borderlands 2, Big Maw carries Merry Midgets upon his shield.

by Forest Jester July 29, 2019