Mentos

A mint of some sort that grants you to get away with any little crime. (As shown in most of it's ads)

Me: *ran the speed limit, was pulled over*
Cops: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: No...*pulls out a Mentos and smiles*

by Baha October 30, 2004

Mendota Heights

A city in the southern suburbs of the Twin Cities, in Minnesota. Population is 12,000 roughly. Is in a completely separate league financially from other suburbs that are equal or bigger in population and "famous" for their wealth; like Eden Prairie, Edina and Minnetonka. Some Kids that live there seem to want to be gangsta, they'll drive around in their Cadillac Escalade's and BMW's blasting rap with the windows down. That, however, is about the closest they will ever get to Murderapolis. The females at Sibley High in the city have their Louis Vuitton and Coach bags, and guys have their Ralph Lauren and Lacoste shirts. They really are about as far from the ghetto as one can be. The city has many parks, many are expansive, and well kept; and provide a place to constantly groom Sibley's next super crop of tennis players.

(A kid on a street corner in Eagan): I can see by that white kid's Range Rover, and his blasting rap, he must be from Mendota Heights.

by freddy12 March 13, 2009

mentoner

n. A derogatory label for an uneducated, unrefined person. The word orginally referred to people from the Southern California town of Mentone, near San Bernardino--a locale occupied mostly by people of lower educational and economic level. Similar in meaning to "hillbilly" or "white trash."

"You make toast in a frying pan?? Good lord! You're such a mentoner!"

by Johnny 23 June 30, 2006

mentored

(v.) To be tutor and/or schooled in a given subject.

"You mean, he doesn't have the privilege of being mentored by me."

"By the way, consider yourself mentored"

"He totally mentored you"

by Raptor973 September 12, 2009

Mendoza Method

The king of Phone sex and the car method

Hey I seen my girl today and use the Mendoza Method

by 4KGOD December 22, 2020

Jason Mendoza

He’s the funniest of ther group, the innocent one of the group, and obviously the stupidest one in the group. Jason Mendoza is a fictional character from the Netflix Original: “The Good Place” and lemme tell ya, that mf is dumber than my brother-

jason mendoza is an idiot

by thegaemf May 23, 2021

weed mentor

A person in your life (usually older than you by a few years) that takes you under their wing and teaches you all they know about marijuana. Lessons include: 'how to smoke', 'how to roll a joint', 'how to satisfy the munchies' and 'how to make your own bong'.

Duder 1: "So what are we doing here at your friends place?"

Duder 2: "Check this."

Duder 1: "Whoa dude is that what I think it is? I don't know how to use that."

Duder 2: "Don't worry man, I'll be your weed mentor."

by westfalia January 13, 2010