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Melania

1 (person). A woman who married for money but wound up becoming the First Lady of the United States.

2 (verb). To steal someone else's speech and claim it as original (see plagiarism).

3 (unit). A distance of 1000 miles.

4 (verb). The art of giving an awful gift giving.
1. "Did you see First Lady Melania? DAM! SHE IS A MILF. I wish I had bank so she would be my boo"

"Dude, show some respect, that is our first lady we are talking about."

"Oh, she was my first lady long before she got into the White House."

"What the fuck are you talking about?"

--Proceeds to show friend pics of Melania posing naked--

"DAM"
2. "Man, I was so lazy that I decided to plagiarize another ladies speech."

"Dude, you stole the former first ladies speech. You totally pulled off a melania."
3. "My wife decided to be 2,000 miles away when my mistress /porn star told the entire world about our sexual encounters."

"Yeah, that is known a 2 Melanias."

"Well, as long as my daughter keeps her mouth shout, I think I will be alright."

"WTF!!! You also pulled an Ivanka?"
4. "My mom got me a fruit basket as a gift. It just went to waste as there was no way I could have eaten 8lb's of fruit before it spoiled. I tried to hide my disappointment, but my facial expression made it obvious that I was happy"

"Yeah, my dad is a total Melania when it comes to gift giving."
by maebyblewit May 15, 2018
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Melania trump

A beautiful women who regrets her entire life's existence - George starkly
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A super beautiful women who ( *changes a-couple words*)did I mention is beautiful and regrets her entire life's existence - melania trump
God damn it, Jennifer did you just pull a melania trump on your essay again
by Astro blue .... bunnyhunny October 15, 2017
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Melanated Manosphere

The melanated Manosphere is an online community that consists of podcasts, online forums, and videos of men sharing their misogynoir, disdain, and utter hatred, so they bash women they can't attain to make up for their losses, and in turn, they attack melanated women and girls unprovoked, targeting them by saying brown women and girls are aggressive, masculine, and unruly, which removes the responsibility of supporting us from everyone who isn't us. There are many issues with the Melanin manosphere; a primary feature is the inclusion of eurocentric supremacist and misogynistic views because of their own social exclusion from eurocentric digital spaces, with the goal of ensuring everyone who watches their podcasts that melanated women are undesirable and a ‘hassle’ to interact with.
Melanated women are the most disrespected and unprotected women in America, and yet they're at the forefront of every historical movement regarding melanated men's unjust murders by the hands of corrupt policemen, marching at every rally in defense of melanated men and making sure they get justice, but when it's time to give the same attention to the melanated women, we get the justifications of our own murders by the men in our communities; they don't respect us, they never protect us, and because of that, laws will have to be passed in order to protect us.
Melanated manosphere continue to spew problematic rhetoric that others perceive to be true based on the spaces they occupy and contribute to as a collective, as well as the growing crisis of melanated femicide, which requires immediate attention. If we are to dismantle these systems of oppression and prevent the radicalization of melanated boys and men, we have to allow melanated women and girls to thrive and prosper.
by Desert flower September 17, 2023
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Melania Trump

Donald Trump's 3rd and current wife who he was married to when he became president. Melania is a porno star who only married Donald for his money. Now, she regrets her decision very much and prays to God everyday that Donald dies a slow and painful death.
Interviewer: Melania, what are your thoughts on your husband?

Melania Trump: Oh my god, I hate that cunt! I hope he dies brutal death so I can get inheritance!
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Melinda

She is a beautiful girl with a heart of gold . She will always have your back no matter what. She is sweet and kind and really caring .

She will always make you laugh and always try her best to get you in a better mood . She has her own weird "dad jokes" that most of the time makes absolutely no sense but she will die laughing at it.

If you have a Melinda in your life keep her close because she is truly one of a kind .
by _anonymous_love_ April 11, 2020
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Melinda

Melindas are people who love others and are very intelligent. They try their best to do the right thing, and often oversubscribe themselves. If you ever meet a Melinda or a Minda, make sure they know you love them, they sometimes need to hear that. Melindas also love to give, they want to please everybody and they want to be a good person. They love the show the good place and are addicted to chocolate, Netflix, Youtube, Insta and dogs.
Melinda is such a nice person
Yeah, she is a real sweetheart,
by smile_it'll_all_be_okay! November 4, 2019
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Melania

A voluptuous woman or milf; who has been unsexually unsatisfied for a decade based on her facial expressions, body langauge, and the fact that any marital status is negated due to penatration being as distant, cold and desolate as pluto.
Wow, shes a real melania, you can tell shes not satisfied. Damn bro.
by Satirically Jeffersonian. October 3, 2017
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