Maximum Gladys

When everything is seemingly going perfect in your life and you have reached a maximum level happiness.
Dude #1 “ Man I just got a hold of 2 free tickets to the Phish show tonight and the girl I’ve been interested in for a while now wants to to go on a date. I’m so happy.”

Dude #2 “I’m so happy for you man, sounds Maximum Gladys!”
by Brycecrispy September 14, 2022
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maximum pussy

A person without a backbone. Extreme cowardice. Will be fake nice to you to your face, have opinions of your behind their back, but never the courage to tell you to your face.
I can't believe Owen didn't have the courage to be straight with me; that guy is a maximum pussy.
by ecrest September 03, 2015
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maximum send

when you do something to the best it can be done
Bro I just played that beer pong game at maximum send.
by Chuckwool November 07, 2017
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Maximum density

A point where a material has its highest density
by dbizdfvy May 16, 2019
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maximum capacity

when your bases are loaded. when the toaster is full. when all three holes got a dick.
Kyle: Hey bro hit up Rob i met this cool chick and she's down for maximum capacity.
by raz December 29, 2016
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Maximum Increase

A term used to describe breeders who deserve economic compensation in the form of $1,000,000.
Doug: Yo fam, you hear about kyle and karen?
Steve: Ya man, they totally deserve some Maximum Increase as of last night
Doug: Booyah!
by UrbanYoloSwag July 21, 2020
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Maximum Ride

Maximum Ride is a book series written by James Patterson. The "main characters" consist of... Maximum (Nickname: Max, female, fourteen, fifteen in Fang, and 19/20 in Maximum Ride Forever) Fang (Male, fourteen, fifteen in Fang, 19/20 in Maximum Ride Forever) Iggy (Male, fourteen, fifteen in Fang, 19/20 in Maximum Ride Forever) Nudge (Female, eleven, twelve in Fang, 16/17 in Maximum Ride Forever) The Gasman (Nickname: Gazzy, eight, nine in Fang, 13/14 in Maximum Ride Forever) Angel (Six, seven in Max, 11/12 in Maximum Ride Forever)
The series has nine books within; The Angel Experiment, School's Out Forever, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, The Final Warning, Max, Fang, Angel, Nevermore, Maximum Ride Forever.
The book series is good, and tells a story about six children (Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, The Gasman, and Angel) who were kidnapped from a science lab called the School. The children have avian two-percent (bird)DNA in them, giving them wings, lighter bones, and air sacs, enabling them to fly. Max, has to "save the world," and to lead the other children. She calls their group the flock.

In my opinion, the series was great, but I did have one issue. Max had blonde hair up until Max,(the book, don't get confused) where she then had brown hair? I don't recall them getting their hair dyed.
Person 1: "Maximum Ride is a great book series!"
Person 2: "Maximum Ride? The heck is that supposed to mean?"
Person 1: "It's a name..."
Person 2: "What?!"
by Wilted Roses June 16, 2019
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