by Uncle Stoner February 11, 2003
1) Noun. A computer program that was designed by A.I. robots to divide the attention of humans away from the real world, where robots farm humans for a power source stronger than electricity.
2)Verb. A slang term for doing one of the stunts seen in the movie The Matrix, The Matrix: Reloaded or The Matrix: Revoloutions, such as running up a wall or dodging something heading for you by leaning back quickly.
2)Verb. A slang term for doing one of the stunts seen in the movie The Matrix, The Matrix: Reloaded or The Matrix: Revoloutions, such as running up a wall or dodging something heading for you by leaning back quickly.
by Jonah Rowley October 17, 2004
The matricular practitioning of utilizatory methods of vocalization such that phrases undergo the process of intermediary gerundifiers. Also practiced by the Scottish Highlanders of Boston College.
by Brad & Scot May 08, 2005
When the cumshot is just about to hit you in the face, you swiftly avoid it by quick movement of the head. The spluge of seed will narrowly miss your face and will whirl by so fast and so close that it'll leave a breeze.
"I matrixed Josh's shot so I didn't have to break out the Kleenex."
"Matrixing isn't easy if you're stoned".
"Matrixing isn't easy if you're stoned".
by BigRick2008 May 23, 2017
by Mr. Andersson. November 15, 2003
A nickname for Shawn Marion, a basketball player in the NBA.
The nickname was given to him by former player and announcer Kenny "The Jet" Smith in reference to a pseudo-intellectual kung-fu movie who's special effects have gone from innovative to common.
The nickname was given to him by former player and announcer Kenny "The Jet" Smith in reference to a pseudo-intellectual kung-fu movie who's special effects have gone from innovative to common.
The Matrix hits a three-pointer!
by Owning It August 24, 2008
1. A hugely overrated film, with two sequels that even the die-hards couldn't love - even if they did when they watched the trailer.
2. The only computer game less interactive than Myst.
3. Proof positive people want to add non-meanings and subtext to whatever film they like in order to sound intelligent, despite watching an exceedingly dumb film 20,000 times.
2. The only computer game less interactive than Myst.
3. Proof positive people want to add non-meanings and subtext to whatever film they like in order to sound intelligent, despite watching an exceedingly dumb film 20,000 times.
by OD Smith February 16, 2005